As a retired RP mafia boss of incursions and especially at WTM there have been recent events that really make me think about the great stuff going on at this community. Posting this here is a better outlet for my RP (roleplay) rather than spamming their discord channel 
This is for context. 
HONESTLY, as a person with my great wisdom in incursions I saw the writing on the wall AGES ago that there was going to be a HOSTILE TAKEOVER at the community. I WAS RIGHT!!
I knew it! From what remains of my smoke room I correctly predicted this event. So before WTM was overtaken in a hostile manner by the Makia mafia their boss Tani LEFT on a “vacation” over this weekend. Why?! To delete the officer corp of WTM! First it was Flametounge but he got away and is currently in hiding. Then it was MDD Teller who is currently among the L badge ranks. Then it was some of my TRUSTED contacts in the ranks of WTM. Slowly but surely the Makia mafia over 2024 has been cleaning house of dissenters 1 by 1. 
However, I digress as that is before this event at WTM. So as the boss of the Makia mafia left on their vacation. Zilvra who was the last person who disagreed with the ethics of the boss and favored the kickbacks coming from my operation was writing reports at the HQ on a dark and stormy night. BLAM! the Makia goons BURST in the door and draw their guns. “SUBMIT TO US OR SLEEP WITH THE FISHES 
they exclaim!” Zilvra who had no choice sadly agreed and the Makia corp goons slide her a statement to release when their plan was ready to be executed.
THE PLAN!? A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF WTM! 
As Sunday rolled around (WTMs meeting time) Zilvra ushered the WTM officers in to discuss future plans for the incursion community and to file their standard reports (SRP, how much ISK they made, etc). Remember all the WTM officers were under the Amico mafia’s influence. They were my boyz at the Legitimate Businessman’s Social Club featuring me ofc.
Well what happened next I will leave up to yall to picture as I don’t want to get too gruesome with the writing. As this story can have a happy ending or a sad ending variant. This is the happy one.
So Zilvra sits down with the officers and says this. “BOYZ THERE ARE A BUNCH OF MAKIA GOONS OUTSIDE THIS DOOR” Everyone exclaims! How could this be!? Why would you betray the Amico mob one yells! Zilvra stands up in anger. IT’S NOT MY FAULT! 
They left me no choice! She starts to bring everyone in a huddle and whispers. “Boyz you need to let Tony know what is going on at the HQ… This building was built by Mr Burns. There is a trap door that you can escape in before the Makia boss arrives. I will stay here after you leave and chat with the Makia goons.”
Shortly later they escape through the trap door then chased by the hounds and eventually arrive at the club to inform me of these details.
Zilvra manages to convince the goons and the boss of the Makia mafia that the officers were never in this meeting room and it was just a bunch of rando FCs she was chatting up. What will I? Anthony Fat Tony Amico do!? That is for another story…
Required text by my lawyers before WTM sues me.
PLEASE NOTE: This is all satire and in-character. 
This is also about RP on the incursion community in EVE Online known as “Warp To Me”. This is largely a RP persona Ive been cultivating over the years flying with this awesome community. None of these events should be taken seriously and are 100% speculation about what happens behind the doors of the WTM HQ. I do not hold any of these implied or stated beliefs in real life.
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Thanks for reading! This was an off the cuff writeup so pardon the errors.
Stay tuned incursion runners!
