INVESTIGATIVE PIECE! TLA Terrorists Attack WTM! PLOT TO KILL FAT TONY?!?

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Welcome back to an ABN news :sunglasses: broadcast featuring MASSIVE revelations happening RIGHT NOW in the incursion community prepare to be blown out of your seats as I show concrete evidence of how the TLA terrorist attack on our innonsant WTM fleet is related to a brand new leak that there is a 500 MILLION ISK BOUNTY ON ME!! :exploding_head: :exploding_head: :skull: :bomb: :bomb:

So what happened? Well two weeks ago WTM was running TPPHs and all of a sudden a frigate warps into the site and RUSHES :running_man: :dash: :running_man: towards out towards our logi :pleading_face:. I was the only one to notice it had tons of BOMBS strapped to the ship ready to explode when the Sansha shot it! :bomb: :bomb: :skull: :gun:

:point_up: Our fleet would have 100% exploded like that expert rendering sourced by ABN news above. HOWEVER, thanks to our all knowing Supreme Admiral General who has delt with many terrorist attacks before Zilvra sat the best of WTM down in a meeting to go over the procedure on what to do if an attack happened.

I knew what exactly to do thanks to that meeting. I simply pulled out my kronos guns and blew the terrorist to obvilion with the aid of the Sansha fleet to protect the WTM fleet :innocent: :innocent: :sunglasses: :bomb: Then I documented the remains and transcript of the WTM fleet as seen below. :point_down: *Fleet Transcript Damaged due to terrorist attack.

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Clearly this TLA terrorist ENJOYED :skull: :skull: causing chaos and terror among the WTM fleet as shown in the clearly non doctored logs. Further proof that Supreme Admiral General Zilvra needs to take DIRECT action and LAUNCH the beard of doom nuclear missile DIRECTLY at TLA HQ to teach them a lesson. ABN news plans to ask the leader this exact question during the next interview! :sunglasses: :100: :100:

Normally that’s it for ABN reporting however a confidential leaker came to me TODAY informing me that TLA has placed a 500mil ISK bounty on MY HEAD!! :skull: :skull: :bomb: :exploding_head: With the log posted below. :point_down: *Edited to keep source private
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It is 1000000% FACTUAL now that TLA hired a terrorist to BOMB :bomb: :bomb: my kronos as a high ranking member of the WTM fleet. I dedicate this last line here to be thankful that terrorists didn’t bomb the meeting place where I interviewed :point_down: our Glorious Supreme Leader. :100: :100: :cold_face:

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Per my Lawyer: Individuals named are not actually terrorists. I do not hold these beliefs implied or stated in this posting. All rights and images belong to their respective owners. $10,000,000 ISK profit has been made off of this content as of 8/26/2024. No RL $$ will be accepted due to the advice of my lawyer. This is all satire and should not be taken seriously. :clown_face: No harm is intended.

ISD Regulatory Statement: This post was done in-character as Anthony Fat Tony Amico (persona) in EVE Online. Reference main thread “WTM Hostile Takeover” for similar ISD statements. Incursion communities are fleets that run in EVE online that fight NPCs. WTM and TLA are said incursion communities.

All posts in this series is done in-character.

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