Tonight was I was enjoying the BEST ISK cigars from Cuba (oh yah I have access to Earth 
) One of my henchmen inspired me to tell the tale of how I singlehandly fooled the rival mobs over at TLA that WTM somehow decided to use large shield extenders AS DOCTRINE with 100% seriousness 
The story goes as follows.
One day I was in WTM. Chilling. Minding my own business. It was a sunny day. I was enjoying a game of poker and playing my violin.
But slowly there was an ominous theme playing idk why it was almost like a cartoon boss fight. Then one of my henchmen burst into the room saying that we are being stalked by the LingFings!! 
OH MAN CHILLS WENT UP AND DOWN MY SPINE!! 
WHAT COULD THEY WANT!? I thought! I was being scanned nearly every darn site!? THEY WERE SCANNING MY BOYZ TOO! Was I going to get wacked!?!
What can the all powerful LingFing Mafia want with us? Why was TLA following us?
Like THAT IS WHAT WAS FOLLOWING US! What would this LingFing agent do?!
So I naturally called up my trusted TLA agent and the person started relaying what their FC and command were saying. MY GOD I WAS LAUGHING AT THE END 
This was in real time also and apparently TLA leadership thought I represented the ENTIRE DOCTRINE OF WTM! I so happened to have a large shield extender in my cargo hold of my kronos and they thought every WTM ship was required to swap into it
Plz don’t investigate me WTM FBI over no shield amp. I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS BAD TO HAVE AN XLSB TO REP ONLY 800HP!! 
Anyways my ONE SHIP managed to bamboozle a rival mafia worth x10 of me in ships and isk/hr! When I informed the WTM fleet in real time everyone burst into laughter at how hard they were trying to gather intel on us.
Legend has it they stopped scanning all WTM ships after they knew we were laughing at them. Hear me out but MAYBE this was the event that triggered the HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF WTM!?
The LingFings were SO EMBRRASSED they had to find a way to get revenge!! 
They proceeded to burn the abyssal market and then started buying their way into the ranks of WTM! Idk guys call me crazy but the dots connect!! NOW THEY RUN THE COMMUNITY WITH THE MAKIAS!!
WTM HOSTILE TAKEOVER! - Fiction Portal / Player Fiction - EVE Online Forums
Read into the hostile takeover of WTM! 
My Lawyers have informed me I need to make the following statement:
I do not hold these beliefs implied or expressed in any form in real life. All Simpsons content and gifs belong to their respective owners, and I have used this in a roleplay manner. No profits have been made off of the posting of these threads. All content here is satire and speculative.
ISD regulatory statement: TLA is an incursion community in EVE Online. This is a recounting of a story of an encounter I had with one of their operatives. This is satire and done in my roleplay capacity.