Extended Downtime Notification - 16 September, 2025

Hamsters of EVE,

Rock!

Hamsters of EVE, you Rock!

need to upgrade them hamster to guinia pigs lol

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Feed the hamsters some bananas for their efforts lol.

CCP Swift, Did you feed the hamster correctly this time ?
it would be sad thingy if they dont have the rigth energy
and cant run correctly right :stuck_out_tongue:

Everyone can play, not just Omega

Don’t forget to feed em extra.

Hey, appreciate you guys, mighty High Programmers!

Remember everyone: The Computer is your Friend! Trust No One. Keep your Laser Handy.

Rege W.

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That’s why you should implement mixed hamster/cat wheels. The hamsters run from the cats, the cats run after the hamsters. It should improve productivity by at least 117.53% based on a recent study sponsored by the Amarr Health & Happiness Authority (AHHA).

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@CCP_Swift You outdue yourself with these statements, bravo my friend, keep up the good work CCP Team <3

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Well, Vanguard is off to a roaring stop.

Instead of hamster. As it looks like they are a bust. I would like to suggest gerbils.

Welp as it is near midnight in my small corner of the world. I will check later when the sun has come up. Nighters all.

Huh? Vanguard won’t be available until after downtime, not in the middle of the night for Iceland.

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This is the real reason we don’t have cat ears :smiley:

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You mean these?

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I thought the big deploys were reserved for Friday nights, you gotta back yourselves more!

Supersonic Hamsters to the rescue!

tried to download vanguard patch:

MOST IMPORTTANT STEAM APPEARS TO HIGHJACK YOUR ACCOUNT!!

If you do not want a EVE/steam account do not download the VANGUARD patcjh

  1. could only do do through the alert window for extended down time.
  2. minimizing the window to the task bar seemed to freeze/stop the download.
  3. there is an imbedded 3rd party anti-cheat software tat must be enabled at install. This not revealed until you try to start vanguard.
  4. lost EVE game client from desktop, after fishing around got client to reappear as two clients both connected now to STEAM.

What kind of Hamsters???

@Riddich Falcon

The BEST upgrade would be cat PLUS hamster wheels ….