Siren of the Sanguine
Forefather of the Blood
Prophet of the Plasma
Diviner of the Cruor
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Many of the titles have me snickering 
See? I wasn’t kidding about the ‘Whose name brings snickers’.
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Ah but that can also mean the ancient candy bar, oh and if you want another title why not be a professor in Slood Dynamics
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what a great title this thread has! it’s the best title! wonderful! inspirational! magnificent!
my obligatory post of this month. 
also, more on topic: Head of Key-and-Door-Access-Department.
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Shitposter Extraordinaire, Keksimus Maximus, Partiarch of Mannar Novus, Grand Designer of TL;DR (yeah I’m still riding the coattails of that one), Devilishly Handsome Space Rogue, He-Who-Badposted-So-Hard-He-Got-Evicted-From-A-Wormhole-By-300-Pandemic-Horde-Confessors, and my native Mannar tribal name (ie. Dances With Wolves, Watches The Moon, etc.), ‘Forgets Smartbombs Exist’
I have also on more than one occasion been referred to as a retarded puppy.
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Slayer Liberator
Demonic Apostate
(Former) Cloned soldier
Sensor Dampener pilot
Brutally honest sociopath
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So, ahhh.
I’m honestly not very good at these sorts of things. Does anyone have any suggestions?
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Generalissimo ?
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Makoto Priano,
Diana Kim’s Master Baiter
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Drifter Sympathiser
Loser of Gilas
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Trufax
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Founder and CFO of ULLLC
AKA “Tai-Pan”
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Battle Bantam
Battle Badger
Heth’s #1 Fan Girl
Bitchslapper of trolls
Rationalize everything
Killer of frigates in dread
’FC what ship to bring’
Derper of expensive ships
Target of most of slanders in IGS
That SNI in Rattle fleet
That Eagle in Gila fleet
That Oracle in Tornado fleet
Top annoyance of Gallenteans
’ I’ll challenge you to duel for that '
Engage everything!
One who doesn’t say gf to gallentes
Bringer of Caldari pride to local channels
Spammer of the said local channnels
Prick (according to some Gallente pilots)
Steel balls (according to some Caldari pilots)
Solo gate camper
That curse in medium complex
Annoying kiter
Yours truly, Diana * censored * Kim.
P.S.
Also, the Federation must be destroyed.
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Hello.
If we are to be Extremely Formal, you have Permission to Address Us as:
Synthia 1,
Imperial Queen of the Glorious progressive Theocratic City-state of Kaztropolis,
Empress of the Wombat People Territories,
Divine Empress of Greater Kaztropol Planet,
Interpreter of Scripture,
Diviner of Truth,
Guardian of the Faithful,
Observer of Unusual Facts,
Inquisitor of Heretics,
Missionary to the Heathens,
Speaker of Profundities,
Angel of Compassion.
Sincerely,
Synthia 1, Imperial Queen of the Glorious progressive Theocratic City-state of Kaztropolis, Empress of the Wombat People Territories, Divine Empress of Greater Kaztropol Planet, Interpreter of Scripture, Diviner of Truth, Guardian of the Faithful, Observer of Unusual Facts, Inquisitor of Heretics, Missionary to the Heathens, Speaker of Profundities, and Angel of Compassion.
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Alright, who issued DK a sense of humor?
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You can freely get one unit of a sense of humour by signing off for it at the quartermaster. Must return in good condition within a calendar year and get a replacement unit.
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Sorry, I don’t know you at all m’Lord, but this made me laugh.
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That’s what I’m here for. Brightening the mood as I brighten New Eden in enlightenment and laser fire.
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“Enlightenment”
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