Inspiration struck me, after reading all those threads where a certain Caldari girl flaunts her made up titles.
So be my guests people, show off all your titles, made up or real, I don’t care. Just lay them out for the univers to see…
Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography and Virtual Anthropology.
I hold the Chair of Experimental Serendipity, i am also a Lecturer in Approximate Accuracy.
Master of the Sov Wand, Hoplite Brigade Polemarchos, Striped Fury and Vehrokior Tea Aficionado!
Something like this?
Non-conventional and unwanted supporter of dislikes.
Re-director of rockets & launcher systems accidentally fired.
Space defender of bloody nose affairs.
I’m so utterly devoid of imagination on this topic that this is I guess my most laid out claim for title fame:
Miss Federation YC 117
This any good:
Hand-throwing gunner of re-boiled eggs.
I do actually have a few real ones! Nothing important of course, so seeing them all in one place, that is funny. Here I go:
Miniature Slaver Hound Sanctuary and Veterinary Hospice, Directrix
Bulama Historical Society, Honorary Chair
Lessee Primigena, Qerl du par Akhammsur Holding
And naturally, as always, I am also the cluster’s Official Custard Bun.
“Aradina Varren the Titleless, Haver of the Cheerful Brown Paper Bag, Terror of Warp Core Stabs, Allegedly Icecream, Spiky Faced, She Who Has No Titles and Grand Handball Champion of the Citadel six years running.”
Arrendis Culome,
Director of Fittings,
Group Lead, RepSwarm,
Picker of Pedantic Nits,
Silencer of Comms,
Despoiler of Virtue,
Feeder of Cats,
Whose Name Brings Snickers,
and Generally Terribly Person
If you summon Synthia with your shenanigans, then it will be your own fault.
Consider thyself warned.
Anabella Rella
Talon Commander-Tribal Liberation Force,
Director-Gradient,
Patroness of Pator,
Dame Commander of Konora,
Logistics Support Specialist,
Whiskey Connoisseur,
Basher of Bakas
I do like custard buns.
Charles
Pretty
Master of adjectives.
Holder of the epiphytic toothbrush.
Hm, Caroline Grace gave me the title of Mister-Cool-Looking, I always thought that was a much better title than “Lord.”
I should probably command my slaves to call me by that name and see how long it takes them to revolt.
Assistant (to the) Regional Manager of the Foundation for the Prevention of People Fingering Holes Into Desiccated Avacados - Dam-Torsad Office
Elmund Egivand
Space Slacker
Coffee Addict
Part-time Privateer and Industrialist
Henpecked Husband
Lasairiona Raske
Red
Angelic to a fault
Hostess of cool parties
Drama queen (according to @Aria_Jenneth)
Halcyon Ember
Boobs
Queen of Chocolate
Tempter of Innocents
Evil Apostate
Teller of Truths
Alleged Spreader of Lies and Slander
Supposed "Troll"
Ma’am
Dental hygiene consultant
Ah, I forgot my troll bit.
Scanner of anomalies,
Hider in shadows,
Cloaked voyeur,
Half-assed industrialist,
Experiencer of existential dread.