I didn’t realize she came so highly recommended.
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Citizen.
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Remember kids: don’t go apostate or you’ll end up as a renowned dental hygiene servant for people of questionable repute.
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I’m delighted that my services were to your satisfaction.
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QUESTIONABLE REPUTE?!?!
How is my bad reputation in question, dammit!?!?
I think the concerns about dental hygiene were exactly what I needed that evening. Along with the bartender-esque ability to listen and empathize.
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I’m always available for that, as you know. Plus I have the best selection of chocolate.
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I want some chocolate.
Also:
Neophyte!
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That isn’t fancy.
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We could call her a Coulter-cultural Neophyte…
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You know where I am, sweetie.
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Hmmm… Let me think…
“the Brain-Damaged”? No, that’s too real to be true.
“Selfbane”?
“the Pod-nibbler”? (Not exactly a Pod-muncher, or a Pod-monger, or, Red God save me, a Pod Devourer… these grades must still be earned)
“of Concordokken”?
“of No Hangar Access”?
“The One Who is Really Bad at Being Sacrificed” (bestowed by Kaatana Deikano after a fight with Phelps and Daphiti, but holds much more truth than the author expected - because I was bled to death planetside at KFIE-Z and actually came back to tell the tale!)
oh, and “The Blood Queen”, by Funk, held for a short while before the old me managed to kill herself in a hilarious fashion (see above)
I’d summarize all of the above as… Uhm…
“Your Daily IGS Freak”
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Hi, good to see you’re still alive. Me? Nothing. Exploring lowsec Molden Heath, sort of. Been months since I last flew a ship.
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I flew on my pink rocket today, watching holovids, reaching the stars. Now I am too exhausted to sit straight.
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