Fight on without me for 1,5 weeks

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Dearest brothers and sisters in faith.
May you live in prosperity.

My annual vacation of my planetary duties starts and 1,5 weeks of it im away.

While I, Lord Vaari, jarl of Sosan VII, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world’s most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven’s light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist, Living Saint of Amarr and the Shield of Miners. am away, I will task to the faithful to defend the honor of the Empress, beloved by all.

Failure to do this will resault harsh punishments.

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Not sure if this counts as Vaari’s vacation or ours.

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Already?!

You barely took a potshot during ONE engagement! “Fight on without me”? They didn’t even notice you where there!

I think I finally understand why the IGS collectively launched their sides into orbit when you announced your intention to go to war.

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Yup .

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Naa… They noticed, that’s kinda the purpose of bait after all…

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Every year this time I go to planetside to hunt ducks. It happens without exceptions, so every one who knows me had good reason to expect this. I can communicate with you with my communication artifacts, but I cannot take part on spaceship stuff.

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What did ducks ever do to you?

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I’m down for this. How do we make this happen?

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Me too, I’d rather be watching Mia Khlifa.

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