Aiko Investment Services is now accepting new clients. We have a four trillion isk portfolio, diversified across all regions and market categories, with twenty trillion isk in collateral and fluid capital reserves. We are the premium broker for your financial needs, and offer generous incentives which will blow you away. Guaranteed percentage APRs and variable ETF metrics ensure your investment generates maximal returns. Under dynamic market conditions, Aiko Investment Services is your trusted choice for stability and wealth generation.
Send one billion isk today and get started with a sound financial future. Anyone who sends ten billion isk will receive a bonus package which may include a private Icelandic spa massage, plus an intimate conversation with Princess Aiko and your choice of either Vily, Mittens, Erotica 1, or Dracvlad. Investments of 100 billion isk will get you invited to my special bonus Discord. Don’t waste your time with any scammers or incompetent market ‘gurus’, just send your isk to Aiko and win! We also accept PLEX and moon goo.