Trade goods : fried hamsters.
“This minmatar delacey first became common on republic ships that had been engaged in in fleet combat. It was found that the high temperatures of the ships computer systems during an engament would transform the nearby stowaway pests into a tasty snack”
I feel this would fit well into eve’s dark sense of humour. These items could be given to evey player in a system when a large fight causes a node crash via the redeeming feature