Ganking cancer

Biscuits and gravy, like pineapple pizza, is precisely why ganking exists. We have to root out these foul habits while people are still noob miners.

If I have to be ganked to have sausage, gravy, and biscuits for breakfast then so be it! My mastodon is a small price to pay.

You’re having gravy for breakfast?

This post needs to be locked. ■■■■■■■ hell.

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Let’s start reffering Suicide Gankers as Sausage Gravys.

If you’re thinking brown gravy, it’s not that. The gravy is made with sausage crumbles, flour, and milk. For those unfamiliar with the cuisine of the Southern United States, this is “biscuits and gravy” (and it’s delicious, btw).

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I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

Then for your sake, I hope no Brits come in crowing about beans on toast. That might send you over.

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What’s wrong with pineapple on your pizza? Beans on toast is awesome.

Some of you savages are living in the Dark Ages


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Beans on toast is ■■■■■■■ fantastic, and is a normal food.

That ■■■■ up there is an abomination. It looks like someone vomited after an oreo mcflurry.

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Heinz - or what is your preference?

I actually like beans on toast, though I prefer mine with a fried egg. And yeah, biscuits and gravy won’t win awards for presentation, but trust me—it’s damn tasty.

I’ve introduced several Brits and Aussies to the delicacy, and they’ve all loved it. A couple of them even wanted to know how to make it themselves.

The only way to beat beans on toast is beans with the small sausages in with them (they come with them in the tin)

Branston are the best, followed by Heinz.

An absolute treasure!

I grew up on biscuits & gravy, like you pictured.

Mountain Oysters?

Now that’s gross!

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Roland enjoyed the musk ox testicles so they must be good.

Stomach contents optional.

I’ll give you both that point np. See how long it takes CCP to implement a good idea! :winking_face_with_tongue:

If balls are your thing, go for it. But there are much nicer Southern savories:

  • Chicken and waffles
  • Sweet potato pie
  • Collard greens and fatback
  • Fried green tomatoes
  • Deep-fried catfish
  • Pulled pork
  • Carolina slaw

Just to name a few. :face_savoring_food:

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Be still, my heart!

Lol.

So what’s the best way to deal with cancer?

Radiation therapy!

Time to bring on the CONCORD rays and zap those pesky gankers into oblivion!

Let’s keep high-sec healthy!

Haricots sur du pain grillĂ©. Et voila ! ’ Beans on toast’ is for miners.

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Beans on toast doesn’t sound good at all.