Oh god not you again, bugger off old man. Stay down!
I Jest
In SERIOUSNESS
I suggest Miners get in on this amazing offer. Think of it as insurance! Every time they pod you…you get a little sumptin’ sumptin’
<3 @Helicity_Boson! Get ready for Orcageddon!!!
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Wow, these shares are selling fast, like hotcakes and Mexican pizza. 
Everybody want’s their piece of pie! 
Over two trillion isk in fundraising already, and we are barely getting started! 
Send your isk today for your chance to win BIG!
This business still taking invest? I wanting big money thanking you czarina!
Praising be on the James.
We’ve been getting a lot of new investors lately, thanks to our mystery investment program. That’s right, for a limited time only, send your isk to me or my supervisors, James 315, and we will use your isk in mysterious ways to make lots of extra MYSTERY ISK.
Step right up today and get on board the MYSTERY TRAIN to BIG MONEY!
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Congrats to James and his new alt Aiko, you guys are awesome!
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Looking forward to buying lots and lots of shares for years to come. Dividends paid out daily, in content.
The New Order is stronger than ever!
Praise James, and his lovely Saviourette!
Thank you Zeke!
