Halaima MinerBumping IPO - One TRILLION 612 Billion in shares sold

Removed some off topic posts.

Sorry to burst your bubble mate.

Ganking has been around since mostly the beginning.

Maybe embrace the love instead of spewing and stewing in hate?

First you feared us, because you lost your ships. Then you were angry. Then you hated us. And now you suffer. Yoda was right.

Look how happy we are. Look how spiteful and angry you are.

Come join us, stop the hate, stop the anger.

James isn’t a bully, he’s like a big brother who reaches down and gives you a hand up.

BREAKING NEWS!

The Halaima MinerBumping IPO continues to surge, with a strong rally attributed to the successful continuing embargo in Uedama! Back in 2012, many predicted that this wouldn’t last long, but we are now fast approaching 1,800,000,000,000 shares! Nice. :grinning:

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Ill be buying shares within the hour!
Keep up the great work!

That you for your generous contribution! :rofl:

All shareholders are guaranteed a fair vote in the next election! :smiley:

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Looks like I will dream of salty ganks…
That sounded better in my head.

Shareholder monthly dividends have been sent. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Corporate profits now exceed 1,750,000,000,000 isk. :sunglasses:

To celebrate this milestone, for a limited time only, shares are being sold at 1 million isk, with mining permits selling at 10 million isk (a 30 million isk value)! This might be the right time for YOU to invest! :thinking:

Best investment I ever made.

What???

1 million isk for a share? Is James 315 crazy!? Thats an amazing deal!

Even a brand new alpha can afford a share or two!

Now theres no reason not to buy as many shares as you can.

Payouts have been made for the month, along with an extra bonus room invitation for select investors. Current portfolio evaluation at 1.864 trillion.

I can confirm i have recieved my payout.

Send it to me ill double it

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Dividends are paid out, with a special bonus this month! :balloon:

Check www.minerbumping.com for SPECIAL officers! :partying_face:

Looks like we are right on track with the new fiscal year. :chart_with_upwards_trend:

Current portfolio is evaluated at 1.878 trillion isk, with annual growth projected at 10%. :money_mouth_face:

We are currently rating as BUY: :blush:

  • Catalyst
  • Neutron Blaster
  • Thrasher
  • Tornado
  • Null S
  • Magnetic Field Stabilizer

We are currently rating as SELL: :cry:

  • Retriever
  • Rattlesnake
  • Orca
  • Mackinaw
  • Vexor Navy Issue
  • Gila

Best of luck to @Helicity_Boson , who is celebrating the tenth year of Hulkageddon. Her sustained initiative has saved tens of thousands of miners. Thank you Helicity! :clap:

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More false donations. How much of this thread is false?

I never have or ever will support CODE. Thanks for providing me with lots of content… to shoot.

Hazen, you are officially a shareholder and member of the New Order! Congratulations and welcome to the community, friend! :partying_face:

And yet you capitalize the entire word and are here providing content… Thanks for your support.

Hey, I always thought it was a bit of a lie anyway, but that is funny faking only 10m, it shows what cheapskates they are :stuck_out_tongue:

Dracvlad, if you are dissatisfied with your current holding in the IPO, it is up to you to make additional purchases in order to achieve your goal. I am glad that you and your friends finally decided to accept James, but you cannot expect us to give you free shares.

@Aiko_Danuja goodness me, has it really been TEN years?

Time flies, wow.

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