Halp I'm being griefed!

For now. If she flys a venture, sky gets dat Gucci

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Says the Frostpacker, who bought (and drank) Aiko’s bath water.

:face_with_hand_over_mouth: :innocent: :blush:

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Poor Frostpacker, you don’t let him get away with anything

fangs

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Though it doesn’t make much of a difference as he enjoys such harsh treatment. :eyes:

:thinking: :wink: :blush:

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Just don’t break a toe.

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Better stay away from @Srajin then

So far 6/10 ventures for Kara crash course in ganking

I may need to refine my approach I usually frantically speed through belts looking but often get grabbed by the navy.

But my Stab isn’t enough to break free and warp out I either need tech two or a complete lly different approach.

I will hunt all ventures until I get my bag, do not underestimate my determination in the matter

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wibble

Good likeness, looks just ilke you.

“Wibble, Wibble” - Getting ready for the turkey shoot?

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Wibble?

Very good. Now get into a venture and get your ass shot off, and bring Aiko’s toes with you, she wants them back.

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WibbleWibble?!?!?!
:rage:

And while your bringing those toes back, don’t forget my bag.

Louie - not the brown one, everyone has the brown one. It’s like when ed hardy was cool but then was slapped on everything. The only statement it makes is it says im basic!

Prada- acceptable

Versace - acceptable

Gucci - Italian leather highly desired!

Brrberry - acceptable

No channel!

Perfume is ok but only as a complementary gift to be received with the bag. I understand we are in fall but floral fragrance is still acceptable. Parfume over Toilette do not be fooled read the labels!

Only to be sourced from the current collections, and remember when you get the bag it needs to be leather I hate composite it looks cheap and gaudy I don’t care if it’s scratch resistant. Extra credit :credit_card: A matching wallet and most importantly a silk carre’ so I can tie it like a ribbon on the bag to personalize it.

The bag is only the first step much like spaceships there are layers to properly fitting them.

If you do not understand ask your wife she will gladly educate you on your shopping experience, and want one for herself as well!

@Srajin

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Too late, wife already got it.

So many accessories. Can’t forget the various bladed instruments and the Tiffany purse gun.

Why would I ask her for shopping advise for -you- when I can just go shopping with/for her and simply cut out the third wheel asking for a free bag?

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Because she deserves nice things.

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Who, the wife? Obviously…

Spring Sky just wants to mooch a free bag.
:eyes:

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Meanie

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Its fine, really it is.

He should have just said he was broke and I would have understood.

Compassion is after all one of my biggest virtues !

Can’t buy a permit.

Can’t send us isk

Can’t get me a bag.

The only thing he can do is can’t do.

While treating dem toes like such a meal ticket I’m surprised he hasn’t put them in his mouth yet.

I call this dusty miner syndrome.
Gives the same ick as space leprosy, only cheaper.

Thankfully it’s not contagious and there is a known cure so he is in luck.
I heard buying 2 mining permits clears it up in no time.

@Zaera_Keena

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What if I bought -2 mining permits.

Whereby you pay me the sum of 10 Billion ISK for the trouble, and I give you two documents with words on them.

It’s practically the same thing, right?

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You have a deal, 10 billion per permit and you can throw in Spring’s gucci handbag, thats a good boy.

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