Credit to @Uta_Asmai who coined these words. 
We wish all salty players a Merry and Happy Ragequit 
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Would the last person to ragequit please turn out the lights.
Oh, and happy rage-rejoin. In which event turn the lights on again.
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We wish you a Merry Ragequit,
We wish you a Merry Ragequit,
We wish you a Merry Ragequit, and a Happy New Game!
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Merry Rage quit to James315
And a happy Kagequit too.
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Merry Gloriastalk 
Says the guy that stalked gloria for hours then claimed it didn’t happen. You wanna talk about hypocrites you should take a long long long long look in the mirror.
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Ah…but he was ‘AFK’ watching Snow White on Disney+ whilst locked on my ship for half an hour and unable to figure out how to get through Jita station so he crawled up the side of it.
…which apparently doesn’t count as stalking.
…yet I have only to spend 30 seconds zooming through Uedama in chase of a suspect Paladin, completely ignoring Kage and his puny little frigate in the process, and somehow I’m ‘stalking’ him.
I can only think he’s now reached the heady heights of Advanced Level Hypocrisy V…with added Hypocrisy implants.
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He’s flying a badger and thinks it’s a Prophecy. He’s got a Delusion Booster that lasts days and his hypocrisy modules are overheated to the max.
I see an implosion coming.
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Just as well the latest EVE expansion doesn’t contain any cheap Trying To Be Relevant implants or he’d have the entire stash of them
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You simply cannot read a post in which i or kage are mentioned without giving in to the reflex to taunt or insult, hm? 
Are we this deep inside your brain?
Obviously we are
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What do you think kage…will he EVER understand what this is even all about…or give in and state that he is wrong?
Or admit that we are NOT the same person?
In general i always have hope for everyone to see the error of their ways and improve however ive sadly had to report the toxic behaviour exhibited is I feel like his “princess” only censure will achieve that goal.
Mr Kipling summed up you and Kage very adequately…
“If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools…”
You are boring. Like beige khaki pants. Indeed I wish you a merry beigequit.
‘A fool is someone that says or does foolish things and does not know it and not someone that is uneducated’
And we all know how BAD the us education system really is as they had asked with a straight face why no one warned them about 9/11 if europe is hours ahead of the us
Dude…do you want to know what the real difference is between you and Kage and your opponents ?
You guys have absolutely ZERO sense of humour.
Yet you report every post and claim to be a victim, odd behaviour for someone who supposedly has a sense of humour
Hey! I have lots of humour, just that I don’t make much sense!
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See how your ‘friend’ wants to bring up 911 and the US education system…blah blah blah. That sort of person is incapable of differentiating between a game and real life. They are the sort of people for whom a game of tiddlywinks ends up as a Defcon 1 alert and retreat to nuclear bunkers.
No wonder such people can’t cope with losing a ship in EVE.
I see no mention in this thread of any of these topics, are these more of your tales of things that did not happen ?