Here's how you increase newbie retention

They changed the NPE… again. And it’s worse… again.

I challenge you all, create a fresh alt and play the tutorial and try to pretend (some won’t have to) that you’re a clueless newbie. Go try it, seriously. It’s the most horrid, boring, terrible, unintuitive, zero explaining, zero story, dry piece of ■■■■ you’ve ever seen.

Who are these people who make this, surely they don’t play EVE. Who tests this? Who OK’s this? Why doesn’t anyone care about doing it better™?

Get some people who actually understand EVE and its history AND understand helping newbies, have THOSE do it. This is just ■■■■.


Closed due to ranting.

1 Like