Cats like dogs, they like to eat
Some of them are eating ■■■■
Those who likes a metal taste
Eats your ships to reduce the waste
PS: I mean New Eden waste here…
But there is a problem when cat is wet,
In those moments she is mentally dead.
She wants only one thing and this is a food
Which is breathing in POD while watching “corn”
PS: I mean that pilots on autopilot likely away from operating a capsule.
Etc… As there should be an ending… Not sure how it sounds like as not my native language, but should be funny anyway.
EDITED: missed Hulks, but Hulks usually should be used with CODE. in context
ISK is simply a means to an end…not an end in itself. The true end is destroying stuff. The real currency of EVE is kills. So all that really matters is whether one’s killing cycle is sustainable…not whether one is making massive profit out of it.
By “the pipe” I do not mean a single gate or a private hallway.
I mean the common highsec travel corridor: Jita through Uedama and further toward Hek, Dodixie, Amarr, or wherever autopilot dreams go to become killmails
Dodixie used to be full of gankers a few years back. A lot less so these days. I’ve noticed on my travels, as I go all the way from Jita to Amarr, that there’s also less suspects about as well.
I gonna answer only this one, that is the plausible lie. The rest is just…
We don’t use PIPE, we say PIPELINE, and it’s always used with proper identification, like CI/CD pipeline or customer acquisition pipeline.
In this case, the traveling pipeline. Which is already a stretch, since EVE has lots of different routes, hard to define a pipeline, but ok, some systems are choke points.
My understanding is the term ‘Pipeline’ is used to describe a stretch of systems connected to each other that usually ends in a dead-end with each system only having 2 gates max…
For example, System X has 4 gates. One of those gates connects to System A which starts the ‘Pipeline’ connection to system B which connects to system C which finally dead-end’s into system D where the ‘Pipeline’ of systems ends…
If one system has 2 gates and both connected systems have multiple gates, then that system is a ‘Choke Point’, definitely not a ‘Pipeline’…
“In high sec only”, I don’t see it as a choke point. Just a flashing yellow. With the properly fit ship and the skills to match, a high sec choke point just means don’t use ap?
Last good scare I had was a couple of cat’s chasing me through the new pipe!
The funny part was I did not look that worried! Usually, I just get chased through one sys, but when they went 2, I thought maybe they had a new trick up their sleeve, so I had to pay attention. They didn’t but I pay them respect for trying.
Sometimes the Public Safety Awareness Program works exactly as intended.
A pilot received a Capsule Driving Licence Revocation Notice, laughed, shared the mails with her corpmates, and then bought a shuttle because she really wanted to get home safely.
That is what we call a successful educational outcome.
Good humor recognized. Shuttle acquired. New Eden slightly safer.
