Your post was hilariously funny, though not for what you thought was funny, and I will leave it at that.
I keep suggesting to CCP that all corps and alliances can be war decced regardless of having a structure, but that a corp or an alliance can only do 3 concurrent wars without a war HQ, and I think a maximum of 20 with a war HQ. That would be a much better change then the one proposed by the OP. Perhaps you can do me the honour of an amusing post on my suggestion? I even made a features and ideas suggestion.
I have already had two things that I suggested applied by CCP, so maybe a third time!!!