In ONE sentence, what change would u like to see in eveonline?

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797

Reset everything to 2005 … you can keep fancy graphic updates

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798

My underpants

799

It‘s just a matter of time at least Caps coming back to HS.
I dont know when, maybe in 1 year maybe in 3, but it happend.
You will see :wink:

800
  • be me, a PvPer playing EVE in 2023
  • super-capitals suddenly allowed in high-sec
  • three days later, CODE uses 240 Catalysts to gank a level 4 mission-running Leviathan
  • with 43 billion ISK of officer gear on it
  • victim second-mortgaged his house to buy it with PLEX
  • lawsuit against CCP filed
  • Kotaku writes a scathing article about the game
  • lawsuit becomes class-action after a bunch of gank victims read it and file grievances
  • no legal precedent, and lots of public outcry
  • ultra-liberal NYC circuit rules for plaintiff under “cyber-bullying” statutes enacted under President Harris
  • appeals aren’t even considered
  • CCP/PA pays damages to continue to be able to do business in the US, goes broke, and gets bought by Tencent
  • PvP completely removed from game, and loot crates added
  • not over yet, Supreme Court case filed
  • seven ultra-liberal Harris-administration justices overrule the two conservatives to hear it
  • prior case used as precedent to criminalize violence in video games as a felony
  • most of Europe follows suit
  • obscure statutes pulled to retro to seven years
  • ■■■■, I popped a barge in 2021
  • my name is on a subpoenaed list of prior offenders
  • on automatic probation, lose my job, but at least no mandatory jail time like all the CoD and PUBG players
  • wife leaves me, court gives her 100% because of my felony
  • no reason to stick around anymore, decide to join the one-way Mars mission
  • dedicate myself to it, and grind my training sessions every day like a fanatic
  • now 2031, launch day comes, feel emotionally fulfilled for first time in many years
  • get aboard the brand new, expensive spacecraft
  • many other crew members in “same boat” as me
  • look to chair on my right, and smile at Aiko
  • Aiko nods and smiles back in return, then we look ahead and prepare for liftoff
  • one of the launch controllers is the pilot of the barge I popped in 2021
  • secretly offsets thruster propellant pressure during launch sequence, causing an explosion in mid-air
  • emergency escape capsule fails to deploy parachute
  • mfw I get griefed by someone blowing up my spaceship without my consent
  • can’t even post on forums to complain about it because I’ve been podded
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801

You forgot

  • Launch spectator yells at ship during launch as it careens over and explodes

  • Posts it on USAKillboard and brags about how they “solo took out Aiko and Destiny”

802

…when everyone knows neither of those forum “warriors” have been seen in-game in years.

Mr Epeen :sunglasses:

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803

I must have been seeing ghosts.

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