Are you looking for your first solo PvP kill? In a new corp and looking to build some confidence with your crew? Wanting to impress that special someone with your PvP prowress? Want a comedy killmail of your very own?
I’m a returning player looking for work. I can fly almost anything. Contract me any ship / fit of your choosing and I’ll fly to the destination of your choosing and lose it to you in a fight (I’m useless at this game).
My fee is the value of the ship you send, paid up front. Extras for special / unusual / kinky requests.
What could possibly go wrong?