A Minmatar miner with frigate
Alas was a serious bigot
He loathed the Caldari
Despised all Amari
And told the Galenti to frig-it
A capsuleer manning a Loki
Said ‘I feel terribly jokey’
He hid in moon goo
Jumped out to shout ‘BOO!’
Before hiding again being cloaky
Finnula was flying an Orca
And, lonely, on air was a talker
When a Porpoise flew in
And said, "You’re a doll, fin
And you’ve just attracted a stalker