I’ve started to play a little game every time he posts.
It’s kinda like fishing and it goes like this.
If he actually writes something coherent and makes sense within the context of the conversation, then I win. I caught the fish. And since he’s kind of like a dead-sea of gibberish and incoherency catching a fish in that is extremely rare.
So far, I’ve caught one fish.
I’m hoping to get 2 by the end of the year.
Could you please relay a message to the Princess that Frostpacker has a stock pile of Cats waiting for her instructions.
You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I work for her.
I will relay your message to the Princess for only 1billion ISK.
You want ISK?
I believe CCP takes Visa.
My recommendation is Large Blaster Specialization V 
Ok right click the stack and select create contract. Send them to me.
Thanks!
Wasn’t actually what I had in mind.
Was thinking along the lines of giving a few to Concord.
Fleet up?
You need to learn how to follow instructions.
Do you still have the pilot skills to use them?
1 billion isk fine for impudence.
No further communication until payment is made.
For 1 bil isk, I’d be willing to explain it for you.
Look princess use to play nice with me but now all I notice is the name calling.
I think we are seeing a nasty streak from her.
Besides all I wanted was to go ganking again to use my pilot skills.
/ps for the record fine was just paid!
Are you going to pay me 1 bil isk to explain “impudence” to you or not?
I could care less about Aiko playing nice or not in your happy-imaginary-kitty-cat-play-fetish-fantasies.
You are absolutely absurd, taking advantage of a delicate situation like that. I will explain it for only 200m.
That is almost insulting. I offer my explanatory services for 2B.
I’ll do it for two bites of a ham-and-cheese sandwich and some head-pats.
