Looking for this teen girl magazine

You rotted well aren’t and that is a matter of Imperial record, so stop being horrible. There isn’t ever a proper time to be awful about the Kingdom but especially not here.

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Being covered in Khanid body glitter could be described as being… Absolutely Heretical.

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What are you wearing in your portrait picture?

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A Caldari Officer uniform granted to me by State Military organization.

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Must be the new design, I still have the old one stashed away.

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Hm, I think the advert on the last page explains the disproportionate number of teen girls applying for crew positions on my ships.

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Did you tell them about all the horrific ways they will be knocking at Heaven’s Gate if they join up?

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I just send them polite rejection letters that direct them to our baseliner academy. They learn all about the perils of autocannon-induced hull failure there.

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