BROACAST…REGION PLACID… SYSTEM INTAKI
On a screen a man wearing a lab coat appears, he looks somewhat off or out of place however after quickly clearing his throat with a slight cough he begins to speak and any hint of nerves dissipates
Namas and Greetings,
I will take a moment to say welcome to all those I have never addressed before in these somewhat illustrious halls of knowledge.
This is the first public address of MR-TI outside of general marketing. While future planned addresses will in a majority be seen as announcements and statements of intent if you wish please feel free to air thoughts in the comments below.
Lets begin.
As this is the first of its kind I will briefly confirm MR-TI’s area of business. MR-TI is an organisation which focuses on the sale and research of cranial implants, memory adaption technology, prosthetics and cloning as it attains to the previously mentioned fields; we also partake in the sale and procurement of numerous neurological linking hard and software.
“I brought a spaceship from you.” Yes we also do sell some ships but they are limited in number and specialisation and only sold out of our Intaki Station offices.
So to the body of the address.
MR-TI is happy to announce jumps in cognitive removal technology we can now rather painlessly remove those memories which you would prefer not to attain and then after certain scrubbing sell these experiences to other paying individuals at your discretion. These jumps have been made due to our helpful volunteers both human and capsuleer alike.
MR-TI would like to congratulate the New Eden Writing contest for it’s support of creatives with the capsuleer society and pledges to continue it’s support in coming years either through it’s CEO Kenaar or through it’s marketing budget.
MR-TI can confirm the continued success of its Levelling Up initiative where willing employees receive synthetic improvements to help them in their lives and jobs. Though the project has received some criticism from worker lead groups we have seen an overall up-tick in efficiency from employees participating in the scheme which I emphasise is completely voluntary.
Finally MR-TI celebrates today another financial milestone finally holding liquid assets of over 200Billion ISK, while pocket change to some in these hallowed halls we look to this as a light that more successes are within arms reach.
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- Activists claim support of Free Intaki Army during arrest by local Gendarmes following milk attack at Federal Navy recruitment office in Lenoika, Intaki Prime.
- Rumours suggest that the Isha Sainika for the Intaki Liberation Front has gone into hiding or simply left the public eye raising safety concerns for the security of the ILF and its associates.
- Warclone activity on a sharp rise throughout the region.
- Gallente Health Agencies talk publicly about fears in relation to bodily wellbeing for those located within the Ud’har and Rohaanar colonies.