May 2nd Silver Act pertaining to the Monocole Club

[Brewlar_Kuvakei]

Act no.2

To make further provision to the exclusivity of the monocle club, no member shall be allowed entry while wearing a silver monocle. Membership is reserved for the wearers of LH and RH gold monocles only.

Assented 02/05/19

Signed : Brewlar Kuvakei member representing the members of the right and honourable Monocle Committee.

[ISD_Buldath]

So is this like a general declaration or something?

[Omnathious_Deninard]

Probably belongs in My EVE sub forum.

[Les_Routiers]

Hear hear.

[Commander_Kane]

I might actually need to wear my monocle again just so the the Silver Monocle wearers knows their place.

[ISD_Dorrim_Barstorlode]

I’m ok with this.

[Nysta_Miityew]

@Brewlar_Kuvakei
Wait a second! Didn’t you resign from the Monocle Club last month? Or is the “Monocole Club” a different organization?

Monocle club, a state of disrepute

Declaration of the immediate causes which induce and justify the secession of membership from the Monocle Club of esteemed members. Dated by 05/04/19 I Brewlar Kuvakei tender my resignation from the monocle club & advertise my membership of a new club entitled The Monocle Committee. I do so due to the admittance of non monocle wearing members into the original club. I hereby advertise to all monocle wearers that they are applicable to the committee by way of eve mail to myself or any other ad…

[Brewlar_Kuvakei]

The Monocle Club did enter a state of disrepute by allowing membership of non monocle wearers. However the ‘Monocle Committee’ which is a sub group within the club successfully petitioned for their removal. Today the monocle committee put forward a ban on silver users, this is the 2nd act we have put in place.

[Salt_Foambreaker]

It’s fun to watch the owners of lesser items try to upstage each other.

The truly elite have Trench Coats, you can commit a lot more crimes with a Trench Coat.

[Ninevite]

The silver monocle is a ghetto knock-off

[DeMichael_Crimson]

And what about the SPZ-3 “Torch” Laser Sight Combat Ocular Enhancer (right/black) ?

It’s a monocle.

[Boom_Boom_Longtime]

Rarely post anymore. The forums used to be fun circa 3+ years ago - now it’s indicative of why the game has dropped 40k concurrent active players over the last years - I don’t wish to be mean to the ISD, but under direction of the masters you serve, the corporate ones who give no damn about the community in particular - all you have done is stifle what was the beating heart of this game and the banter in these forums which was once vibrant, just like the game. If you have a monocle in game and you would like to join the clubhouse,- shoot me a mail - i promise to respond quicker than ccp waste eve subscriber money pissing down the drain on new projects that will never be realised other than false promises

[Brewlar_Kuvakei]

It’s not a monocle and not worth mentioning again here.

[DeMichael_Crimson]

Definition of Monocle:

A monocle is a type of corrective lens used to correct or enhance the vision in only one eye.

It may not be gold but the SPZ-3 “Torch” Laser Sight Combat Ocular Enhancer is most definitely a Monocle.

[Brewlar_Kuvakei]

Try getting into the monocle club house wearing one. You will see the difference from the outside gate of our clubhouse while wearing a laser sight.

[Chainsaw_Plankton]

For elite eyeballs only!