Declaration of the immediate causes which induce and justify the permanent secession of membership from the Monocle Club of esteemed members.
Dated by 23/09/2020
I Brewlar Kuvakei tender my resignation from the monocle club & advertise my membership of a new club entitled The Monocle Committee. I do so due to the admittance of non monocle wearing members into the original club.
I hereby advertise to all gold monocle wearers that they are applicable to the committee by way of eve mail to myself or any other administrator of new Edens most exclusive of clubs where upon they will face expulsion when not prescribing to the dress code, members must be wearing a gold monocle.
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