[MERC] Gnomeland Security


(tainted demon) #1

HS Merc’s for hire.

Concord don’t protect you, they avenge you, We take revenge to an almost disgusting level.

Hunting down your enemy’s and harvesting their tears is what we do.

Also hire us for…

Wardecc/assist.
Guns for hire.
Logi/FC support.
Give general advice on dealing with unwanted wars.
Discounts for newbro corps/alliances.

Kill board https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99007732/
We are a new alliance, help us fill our KB with your enemy’s corpses.

Join our in game channel Gnomeland Security Reception to chat with us

Gnomeland Security.


(tainted demon) #2

Reserved


(tainted demon) #3

Reserved.


(tainted demon) #4

Reserved…


(Alocer Agaliarept) #5

Now accepting new contracts


(Pheonix Jr) #6

Garden-Gnome-Attack


(Mobadder Thworst) #7

How disgusting? I want examples and I want to be disgusted. Pictures, links, and detailed instructions are appreciated.

Deliver on this and you will have happy customers.

Oh, and I think you may be encroaching on Mortlake’s turf. I’m not sure how he will feel about this, but I bet it will be 50 shades of something.


(Pheonix Jr) #8

https://zkillboard.com/war/563813/ They sullied my confidence by calling us newbs so we sullied their wallets with 13 bill in losses over the course of about 12 hours divided over 2-3 days. New alliance so hopefully more tales of disgusting vengeance to come!
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(gnshadowninja) #9

Highly recommended, great bunch of guys who I flew with for a long time.

They are the tear creators.


(Erin Davis) #10

The phoenix brothers are fantastic dudes to work with. Can confirm the texts between us are disgusting with lots of alleged virginity flying around.


(Pheonix Jr) #11

Now accepting contracts, Join our pub channel for info!


(Sol epoch) #12

Virgin being the operative word!

Did you log in just to post that drivel?


(Erin Davis) #13


(T3CHN0 G3N3RAL) #14

Relief from Sunburn, Minor Burns, and other minor skin irritations.


(gnshadowninja) #15

Ouch :joy:


(Suffragette Sally) #16

We hired Gnomeland security to help with a wardec. They were very easy to work with, and did exactly what they said they were going to do. They also coordinated with us so we were able to combine assets. I’d hire them again in a heartbeat.


(Pheonix Jr) #17

Currently accepting contracts!


(Manstash McLame) #18

HS mercs? Is there such a thing? Who pays you? Asteroids?


(Pheonix Jr) #19

Open for contracts! we hunt targets !


(Manstash McLame) #20

Must be asteroids…