Mizhir and Melisma Shipping/Catfight Thread

[Elsebeth_Rhiannon]

The Fan Club Reality Show Feeds are having a field day.

[Mizhir]

There’s probably already a See and Hear crew outside the Radiant.

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

@Mizhir

Well you can usually find my in Hueromont.

I’ll take this as an invitation.

@Mizhir

That’s a new one.

Not really. I’m not the first to call you sneaky. Or duplicitous.

@Mizhir

I already said ‘thank you’. What else do you expect?

You did indeed, but between then and now, we’ve spent quite a few words on why my compliments were seemingly inappropriate.

@Mizhir

Shall I give you headpats and call you a good girl?

That’s not one of my favorite kinks, but I wouldn’t say no to it.

@Elsebeth_Rhiannon

The Fan Club Reality Show Feeds are having a field day.

If you find the porn, please link me.

[Catherine_Gillot]

@Valerie_Valate

If you two want to settle your differences with honour and decorum, the Kaztropolis Arena is available to hire for mud wrestling. Its a 50,000 all seater stadium in the middle of Kaztropolis.

Wow, I would watch this. 50M ISK on Miz.

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

@Valerie_Valate

If you two want to settle your differences with honour and decorum, the Kaztropolis Arena is available to hire for mud wrestling. Its a 50,000 all seater stadium in the middle of Kaztropolis

Corovid Industries is proud to announce that we have opened sales for tickets to a mud-wrestling match, Dr. Mizhir Devara versus Melisma Ramijozana. Tickets 10,000 isk in advance, 20,000 at the door, with a 75% discount for anyone who walks in wearing a #TeamMel t-shirt.

[Gan_Asbjordja]

I’m three days out of capsuleer school and what is this

[Mizhir]

Women being bored.

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

Shh, I’m working my magic.

[Elsebeth_Rhiannon]

@Gan_Asbjordja

I’m three days out of capsuleer school and what is this

Welcome to space.

Yes, it’s pretty much always crazy.

[Gan_Asbjordja]

Thank you.

I’m exaggerating for comic effect, of course. But not needing to strain much to do so.

[Veikitamo_Gesakaarin]

@Valerie_Valate

Or you’re thinking of a very different kind of biscuit than I am.

From what I understand, biscuit comes from the early Gallente bi cuit meaning to cook twice. I think it apt for a thread about double dipping?

[Utari_Onzo]

I’ll take two. Do you offer any VIP packages? It’ll go on the corporate account.

[Makoto_Priano]

@Catherine_Gillot

Wow, I would watch this. 50M ISK on Miz.

Depending on one’s world view, I think this is one of those, “We all win,” or, “We all lose,” sorts of things.

I’m honestly just taking this as morning entertainment with my coffee and financials.

[Catherine_Gillot]

@Makoto_Priano

@Catherine_Gillot

Wow, I would watch this. 50M ISK on Miz.

Depending on one’s world view, I think this is one of those, “We all win,” or, “We all lose,” sorts of things.

I’m honestly just taking this as morning entertainment with my coffee and financials.

So you’re saying this is a tag team match now?

[Makoto_Priano]

But in all seriousness, the things you people get up to beggar the imagination. Like that, now.

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

@Utari_Onzo

I’ll take two. Do you offer any VIP packages? It’ll go on the corporate account.

Certainly. VIP gets you your choice of either front-row seats or the lounge, free drinks, and a tank top that says “I Watched Mel and Miz Throw Down.”

[Utari_Onzo]

Excellent! Expect payment tonight, we’ll take front row

[Nauplius]

O God, may your Judgement upon the Empyrean class come swift and strong; leave not one of us alive, no not one.

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

inb4 Nauplius O HOW WICKED O HOW VILE HOW IT DOES WAX

Edit: Shoot, he beat me by a hair!

[Annisir_Kaugan]

I think more popcorn may be required.