Mizhir and Melisma Shipping/Catfight Thread

I don’t know what we did to deserve this… but God is gracious.

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Wait. Waxing is involved now?

I thought this was mud wrestling?

What even is going on anymore?

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It’s important to wax before mud wrestling, or your opponent might pull your leg hairs or something I guess?

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#TeamMel for the win!

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As a sporting fan, I’m willing to front 1.5b isk to the prize pool for this matchup. Winner gets two thirds, loser gets the remainder.

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You certainly have my interest now!

Well, @Mizhir, what do you say? Shall we set a date?

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Going to be the easiest billion I have earned. And possibly most fun as well.

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I doubt that you’re going to walk away with that billion, but I like your optimism.

How about the first weekend in July? I’m unavailable next weekend, unfortunately.

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It’s so cute that you think you can beat me.

My weekends from now until the rest of July are booked, unfortunately. On the other hand. It will give you a chance to practice so it atleast will be bit of a challenge.

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Sweetie, you may think that the only thing I’m good for is ■■■■■■■ Ioannis, but there’s far more I’m into than that. But I suppose you’ll find out soon enough!

Since your calendar is fuller, I’ll let you pick the date, then. Not necessarily right now, but do send me a mail soon.

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We might even get an undercard match with this much notice

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And who would you volunteer to fight in this warm up match

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Whomever fancies it?

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I think we have a volunteer.

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I do believe something can be arranged.

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Well whoever does volunteer for that I am willing to put 100m more into this prize pool and 50m for the warm up match if it happens.

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Don’t you dare to volunteer me. It’s not like I want to fight in a mud pit… for the glory of winning…

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I’m sure you are good at other things than riding him. But I highly doubt that you got what to takes to beat me.

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I have been volunteered by my Lord, I throw down the gauntlet to Archbishop Constantine.

Will you fight me, holy padré?

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Well, if you don’t want the glory of winning you could always fight me?

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