New Lord in the crusade

It is year of YC 120 reign o Catiz I, beloved by all.

Today Imperial Pharmacy corporation will take a stand to revere and to upkeep the dominion of Her Imperial Majesty, beloved by all.

Imperial Pharmacy is commandeered by the Lord Vaari, jarl of Sosan VII, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world’s most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven’s light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist, Living Saint of Amarr and the Shield of Miners.

With the blessings of the throne and with guidance of true faith, he has taken the title of Lord Miner-Militant of the Crusade. While direct commander of the military commander of the crusade holds higher rank, I, Lord Vaari hold dominion and care over miner-military, who have turned their corporations and ships to the service of Her Imperial Majesty, beloved by all.

Sadly not all vacations last forever.


You know that to commandeer something, you have to not be its normal owner/leader, right? It’s the act of taking control.


Did you provide the medication for Jamyl Sarum? Cuz you know, she went crazy

Ya know I think Fabricator-General Ascentior (an actual title awarded to him by the way! Not self-granted) might disagree about PIE…

Where’s your baton?

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Now now Captain Daphiti. Lord Vaari is trying to find a place where he can best serve The Empire and it should be encouraged. It is far better than running shoulders with terrorists. Besides, PIE doesn’t have nor is any part of a ‘miner-militia’.

But is PIE part of a majer-militia? :smirk:



Paging CODE.



Miner-Mili-…You know what, forget about it. Are you going to go on vacation again after taking a single shot at an enemy vessel?

If so, can it be three years instead of three weeks?


Lord Vaari, people have been short with you. They are short with everybody, I know, but here they are truly indulging a very petty urge to make rude, sharp remarks at the expense of the easiest target, and the easiest target is always an earnest one. You are one of the most earnest people here.

I would like to say that I respect your work and I am glad to see it, both for its merit toward the Empire and its merit toward the much-beset morale of Imperial miners. I would like to thank you personally. It is troublesome out there, sometimes!

Bless you for what you’ve done so far with this new miner militia and best of luck in your continued efforts. I hope you won’t allow the pick-pickings of various persons to trouble you too much, but after this much time exposed to the collective trifles of the cluster I imagine you have by this point developed the knack of allowing things like that to slide off.

They’ll be back at it as soon as I post this, I think! Best to you, and I suppose to everyone else who comes later to make pick-pickings.


CODE would, at most, try bumping him off rocks. CODE isn’t going to open fire on a Skiff with anything less than they’d use to hit a DST, and if he’s got a small gang of Skiffs… they’d just stay away completely.

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CVA members call everyone whatever names Xhjfx the Name Caller commands them to do. If they dont obey, Xhjfx just shuts down CVA communications and that alliance is in chaos.

CODE in lowsec. That’s adorable.


As the “Bane of Witches,” Lord Vaari, perhaps you should consider opening an investigation into the one known, actual witch who frequents this channel. You can find her in the “Sojourn” thread.

Any information you might learn about reversing the curses cast by said witch would be appreciated.

Another self proclaimed prophet approaches…


OK, first of all, the correct phrase is “rubbing shoulders”.

Second, one man’s terrorist is another’s freedom fighter. Just because we won’t freely submit to you slavers is no reason to call names. :wink:

Sheesh, this is the thanks we get for not killing on sight Vaari and his misbegotten band who brazenly camped (uninvited) in our back yard?


What about pirates and MinMil? I’ve watched feeds of PIE FCs working with reds just to secure juicy kills. Are your principles only enforced when it’s convenient now?


God has always been at my side so it is clear you could not do it even if you wanted. However we were and still are close friends so you are just pretending hating me.

You say your friends with her group yet decided to go kill those defending her kin. Safe to say she’s not pretending, nor are any others who feel you backstabbed them. Then again a blinding light hides a knife in the back as well as darkness I guess…


We both hate this stupid toy war because it considerably increases the ever looming risk to spread into actual how war. Im doing my part to keep Her Imperial Majesty’s, beloved by all, domain out of such great war by adding my considerable contribution to prevent us of losing even more territories.