It’s New Years! Or well be soon, baring a massive Triangle invasion that kills us all. On the off-chance that isn’t going to happen, the LGIC have discussed a New Years Party!
Who: Cool People*
What: Par-tay BABY!
Where: My Castle
When: Jan 4, 1900 NEST
Why: Because it’s another year and we’re going to celebrate, dammit!
How: With sex, drugs, and rock and roll!
There is no dress code. Hell, the only conduct code is not to damage my property or injure someone else. This is a Gallente Party. Fully Gallente. So, come, have fun, enjoy the new year, new life.
FAQ:
Q: Do I have to be Gallente to come?
A: No. Just know what awesome stuff you’re getting into!
Q: Is this an orgy?
A: No. This is a party. However, no one is going to get upset if someones duck into a side room, or a side nook for a bit of carnal enjoyment. If you’ve ever been to the Oveur Riedel club in Mannar, I’m going for that kind of vibe. Combination of a few live bands in the ballroom, a couple of DJs, and close out the night with some of Midna’s more dance-suited numbers.
Q: So, what kind of party is this?
A: The kind we have fun at! Anyone that says some unironic, pseudo-intellectual phrases like ‘reverse time’ or some other BS will be tied up and flogged. This party will be good people having a good time and enjoying life and each other.
*Nauplius and known spies are not invited. God-Botherers might want to get a jump clone to disguise their identity. Talk to the known spies about how to do that. Persons named Diana Kim must attend leashed and collared with a Dominant taking responsibility for their behaviour.
Perversion is in the eye of the beholder, Commander Kim. And, as usual, you’re failing to make allowance for the distinguishing Gallente traits of diversity and tolerance for it.
Gallente: we’re not all orgy-going perverts!
Also Gallente: perverted as ■■■■. Going to Litha’s orgy.
Also also Gallente: what’s perverted about Litha’s orgy?
And you’re once again failing to get the meaining, blaming your ignorance on others.
The meaning of these words was “Those perverts who happen to be gallente”, not “All gallente are perverts”. In the sentence it was “these perverts” with added “gallente” as adjective for word “perverts”. So I wonder, whether you have problems with logic to come to such outlandish conclusion and need some sort of urgent mental health assistance, or you just on purpose trolling people because you want to show your disagreement but fail to find any actual facts to disagree with?
Imagine someone asking, “Can I have me some sweet coffee please?” And then Gallente troll like Vynneve jumping out at them, yelling, “YOU’RE FAILING TO MAKE ALLOWANCE FOR THE DISTINGUISHING COFFEE TRAITS OF DIVERSITY!!! It can be not only sweet, etc etc etc.” Sorry, not going to recite your full rant by changing perverts into coffee.
Also, perversion is not in the eye of the beholder, it’s a thing that can be defined quite rigidly: it’s a sexual deviation, any sort of sexual activity that doesn’t lead to fertilization directly, would it be standalone (like any sort of procreation imitation activities that doesn’t cause impegnation) or supporting (like commiting an unusual act related to the procreation during the procreation, but which is not necessary for the procreation).
As for the question how many of gallentes actually have committed at least one such sort of act during their life and disgraced themselves with perversion (thus earning them name of a pervert), we will leave for statistical analysts to decide.
Beating tied people are gallente methods and considering your suggestion - methods of space trash like you.
We, Caldari, have different and way more civilized methods of punishment.
Whipping, for example.
HOW DARE YOU!
I am not a freaking animal!
If someone needs to be on collar and leash, it’s types like Stitcher, Anabella Rella, Nomistrav.
Sorry to report that there’s been some unforeseen problems and we have to postpone the party by a few days! Very sorry to everyone who made plans! Please watch this space for the new date!
