Given my affiliations and historical position, I consider myself something of an expert of ‘How to be excessive’, and I’d just like to make sure everyone understands: There is no such thing as a ‘Ceremonial’ WMD. No Ceremonial Nukes, no Ceremonial Antimatter Warheads, no Ceremonial Chemical or Biological Agents. They don’t exist. Don’t be that dumbass.
I am 100% totally willing to acknowledge the humor in showing up with an inert lump of metal and saying ‘it’s my ceremonial Kyonoke speck!’ but really, if I can avoid being that dumbass, you can avoid being that dumbass. I promise.