Hello, CONCORD? I need to report a murder.
You know, after a few long days of planetside mess, there’s nothing quite like settling in with a loved one and an oversize bottle of Thukker whiskey, and reading through IGS as we capsuleers dig ourselves an ever-bigger hole to shout from.
Always good for a giggle, at least.
Oof its been a long day and I do apologize. Given that this is the wake of you being inoffensive at me for the first time and despite how the form of derailing the post isn’t kept, I ll see what I can do.
Feel free to wire at me the expenses of any eye examination bill that was caused from reading that second paragraph.
Thank you for the further explaination!
I’m one such person settling down in the region and interested only in making a living and establishing local infrastructure for colonists. I do not engage in offensive combat in the region, at least not until the Fleet Commander orders it, but the region has been quiet for us lately. And even then, only against capsuleers and their assets. I’d like to make the place as livable as possible for ordinary people. You can contact me regarding any colonial initiatives in the region, I’d be happy to participate.
Good news! I will be in touch.
Veik, let’s not play this game. You know exactly what I meant and it’d be long-winded and annoying to have to point out exactly why that was reductionist.
Okay, would you have preferred me to share that I was so face deep in Achuran tuna tacos I would have needed a bib on the day Eturrer was executed, instead?
This is about the mermaids, isn’t it.
Why did you have to remind me.
No, their genetic templates were not tuna, it was sturgeon.
I’m not some pleb who eats low quality caviar.
I propose you stop being a mustache-twirling caricature of a bad holo-villain for maybe 30 seconds, just once in your life.
Please. See? I’m even asking nicely.
Just do what I do and feed him positive reinforcement for dying and negative reinforcement for his crime of continuing to breathe.
It’s kind of funny to see him sucking up to Chakaid at any possible opportunity, though.
Well, it would be funny were it not so sad.
As far as I am aware, he has serious problems with Theology Council, and siding with Sa-Baron doesn’t look like an optimal strategy for him.
Can Sa-Baron Chakaid be proven to have performed even ONE unorthodox act? All I hear are rumors that he is a Blood Raider. Rumors.
Meanwhile, he remains an actual Khanid Kingdom official, to whom Amarr Loyalists ought to owe some deference.
We were talking about you, idiot.
Why would Amarr loyalists owe anything to an Amarr schismatic? Political expediency got the Kingdom a seat at the table again, but now that Garkeh’s dead and Khanid II.I has sworn fealty, just lop off all their heads and install an actually loyal power structure.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAAaohhhh, that’s funny. Really.
- Until, you know, it’s more convenient not to, again.
No seriously, stop poking it? It’s not going to stop when you keep feeding it.
We don’t poke you, and you still come out.