Utari's Puppies (Formerly Off-Topic Thread)

[Arrendis]

@Kalaratiri

I mean, spirits, that’s basically this place’s advertising tag-line.

Nope, this is!

@Kalaratiri

This is dumb.

[Kalaratiri]

@Mizhara_Del_thul

makes it quite disingenuous to start disparaging their intelligence

For the record I was disparaging their intelligence for being incapable of working out that I was talking about ARC not myself. But yes, anyway.

Anyone hear the one about the Sani Sabik’s most talented artist?

He liked to draw blood.

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

Okay, I just have to know…

…why are all of you referring to me as ‘they’?

[Mizhara_Del_thul]

Don’t know about anyone else, but I tend to default to ‘they’ when I’m not familiar with someone. Well, I try to anyway. Least… assuming option.

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

Aah. Fair enough.

I do use she/her/hers, though.

[Ameriya]

Girls are the bestest!

[Diana_Kim]

@Makoto_Priano

I have lap dogs?

Not literally, but figurally speaking, I have noticed some, and they can “bark” quite loud.
And it’s like cooties.

[Valerie_Valate]

@Melisma_Ramijozana

…why are all of you referring to me as ‘they’?

Might be because you’re a rummy.

[Melisma_Ramijozana]

NOT a rummy.

[Valerie_Valate]

Really, your therapy for your alcoholism isn’t going to go anywhere, until you stop denying you have a problem.

Rummy.

[Utari_Onzo]

Can we take this back and forth about if someone is a ‘rummy’ or not off of the forums and into a private message chain? At this point Valate, it’s just you swinging it at Ramijozana and no one else is engaged with it.

[Valerie_Valate]

Sure. Let’s talk about something else:

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Putting your socks on first, before anything else, makes you feel both sexy and naughty.

[Ameriya]

Putting your stockings on first, before anything else, makes you feel both sexy and naughty.

I fixed it for you.

[Valerie_Valate]

It is entirely dependent on what the rest of your clothing is going to consist of. Socks for some outfits. Stockings for others.

[Arrendis]

Only if they’re day-glo orange.

[Valerie_Valate]

I’ve heard some people claim you’re “asking for it” if you wear things like that.

Absolutely Barbaric.

[Che_Biko]

@Rivr_Luzade

What’s the point even? Capsuleers hold themselves slaves as well in the form of other capsuleers working their asses off for some shady leadership with delusions of grandeur.

One day the slave may become part of the shady leadership with delusions of grandeur.

[Diana_Kim]

@Valerie_Valate

Putting your socks on first, before anything else, makes you feel both sexy and naughty.

Putting your socks on first, before anything else, makes you feel both stupid and underdressed.
Same with boots instead of socks.
Never tried stockings.

[Deitra_Vess]

Now I can’t get the image of Diana Kim trying to pull off Gallante high fashion out of my head…

Thanks.

[Diana_Kim]

I swear, I would never.