On the Reality of Mining Permits

I’m glad you brought this to my attention!

But maybe I can help them.

Attention All Miners!

Do you think that your length just doesn’t cut it are you in single digit kms from a point zero warp in? Does it leave you feeling embarrassed in front of corp and fleet mates alike? Can you not warp out fast enough leaving your party wondering what happened and why your pull out game was so weak?. Does this dissatisfy you and your outlook on mining or eve in general? Are you not mining the things you used to love to mine? If you answered yes to any of these questions your in luck! What if ol Sky here could tell you that there is a safe effective and all natural way to enhance your length in the asteroid belt? Impress the corp mates and fleet members all in one go, finally you can be the man again! After scientific break throughs Industrialist Spring Sky uncovered unbelievable mining secrets that can double even triple your km from a zero point warp some reported lengths of 40km, however the bitterbears of old are trying to shut her down and shut her up as these secrets can turn an ordinary pleb into a mining super hero. Don’t trust the bitterbears they just want you to be miserable with them as misery loves company

If a smooth brain can do it so can you.

Act now! Before it’s to late to get your ground breaking mining tutorial for 1 billion isk.!

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Among new players??? :rofl:

You should act fast and send a billion isk right away! The bitterbears are coming with the CCP to try and turn my trick into an exploit to ban doing it forever. The potential of this mining secret is range is king and In the right hands 60% of the time it works every time! I simply can’t get got they try and try in isenoma it’s under siege but I’ve been out there fighting the good fight with all odds stacked against me, sign up for the special crash course and I’ll even throw in a free venture!

1 billion isk, and it could very well save you billions in barges exhumers and tears!

@MB_ThePhotographer

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Indeed. Fortunately, he doesn’t represent most miners. I’ve met some really great ones.

Bitter beer? Where? I’ll go in on some!

Now instead of drinking, try ganking . You get a high from both, but only one gives you a hangover in the morning.

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Why Not Both!

Grab a couple road sodas jump into your starship and just start shooting at whatever you feel like?

I’ve noticed the drunker I get the better my aim is !

@Zaera_Keena

I dont recommend this. Did this in lowsec, I was surprised how hard they hit back, it was then that she realised - she was ganking a station.

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Even other miners reject the Frostpacker? :eyes:

:thinking: :smiling_imp: :popcorn:

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Who has time for a mean old space boomer?

No isk.

No personality.

No manners.

I would expect a warmer welcome mining asteroids in a venture in uedema

@Uriel_the_Flame

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Are you saying he himself is a literal wordsalad? :thinking:

:blush:

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Yes, the very personification of wordsalad.

Bland yet bitter, like arugula.

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And attack pitiful alpha miners? Where is the high from that? The high comes from doing what i did a few days ago. I took an unarmed Skiff all the way to one of the trade hubs and back. That was exciting!

Suicide ganking a venture is routine. There is nothing more to learn from that. It’s been done so many times that there is no way for it to fail.

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Surely, it will fail if the Venture pilot is paying attention? The Venture pilot should be an accomplished escape artist. That boat can turn on a sixpence!

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A gas harvesting venture can hold upto 100 million worth of gas. How much does your skiff drop?

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18 units of ice or 152 units of compressed ice.

That’s a little under 30 million.

Compress gives it a boost to value.

168,000 vs 197,000

Like the empress said, too small.

Yes, but I’m independent. Until CSM gets me a cloaked Skiff, this will do! :smile:

Indeed. One time when I was ganking in my Berserkir account we didn’t even need a warp in ship to warp to. We just set a bookmark for where the previous gank had occurred, and sure enough the same guy was there in the same fitting, etc.

When I mine, I create a dozen or so bookmarks that I randomly warp to.

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