She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
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What does ‘INCOMPETENT’ mean?
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It’s like having ED, just with more people around.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen!
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Rage, rage… against the dying of the light… for there shall be no mercy… for any force that stands… blocking this path of his righteousness! BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA-TA-DA!
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Nobody’s gonna ■■■■ on you! I’m on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! Please! This isn’t your fault. I’ll get you some pants.
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The things you own end up owning you.
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Just what do you consider going too far? Isn’t forcible rape in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town?
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You know I had a feeling that when we parted ways. We would somehow wind up back together again. I’ve never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before. Lucky thing for you that cop passed by when he did. Otherwise, you’d be lifting up your schnutz to tie you shoes. I’m sorry. That’s terrible. Do you have any idea how glad I am I didn’t kill you?
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Get off of me, don’t you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!
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Apparently I’m volatile, self-obsessed, and don’t play well with others.
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I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ■■■■-kickers and Methodists!
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I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
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We’ve had vicious kings and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!
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I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend!
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Do you realize how much trouble you’ve caused me? Spying on me, almost disturbing my sleep this afternoon, telling policemen about me!
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Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
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I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six.” I’m expendable. I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here.
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I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it.
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My father used to say there are four things that tell the world who a man is: his house, his car, his wife and his shoes.
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