Look it’s not just about sex, okay? I really respect you as a person.
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He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
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What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on a boat? The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take 'em to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can’t refuse, because of the implication.
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You borrowed money from the guy. You shot the wrong guy. You slept with the wrong guy’s wife. I-don’t-care. Your mistake.
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Well now I’m standing. Happy? We’re all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.
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What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn’t have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
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Remember, Death Blossom delivers only one massive volley at close range… theoretically.
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Come on… Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!
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f dat. I see that spikey tree stump.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.
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Can’t repost, bro. If you do that… you’ll always be poor… just like the dirty rat you are.
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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I wish I could do something about this. But I can’t. But I can promise you two things. One: I’ll always look this good.
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Is the alliance taking on new/solo corps by any chance?
we are interested in talking with anyone mate
Look, I didn’t solicit any sex, OK? This is a huge misunderstanding. I was really going out to pee, I was walking to the bushes, I tripped over this guy - and suddenly all those cops and their helicopters…
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Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don’t want to go to school anymore.
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Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won’t show up and even if I got the judgment you’d just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
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Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist.
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What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it’s all that pumpin’. Pump and dump.
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