Rapid Withdrawal (RDRAW) is a part of the Pen Is Out alliance (WANGS). We live in lowsec. We kill things.
So look… I could spend the next few paragraphs blowing smoke up your pod exhaust about how great we are and how we’ll promise you everything that Eve has to offer and how all your wildest dreams will be fulfilled. (Hell, read every other ad if you want that stuff.) Go look us up on zkillboard if you want to see what we do every day.
Anyway, let’s deal in truth and reality. Rapid Withdrawal is a bunch of guys of all skill levels (and skillpoint levels; yes, there is a difference) who log in regularly and explode other people’s ships. RDRAW has been around for more than three years and we’ve gone from a small band of guys being a nuisance in frigates, to a much larger crew of guys flying the largest ships the game has to offer.
We love taking newbros and training them into fighting machines.
We are an Alpha Clone friendly corp and alliance
We also love bittervets who want to talk about the good ole days of no skill queues while pressing more buttons than F1.
We accept guys who signed up for some Utopian dream corporation only to find out that it was 5 guys and their 60 alts and they are all on hiatus playing some other game.
What we ask?
- no drama
- be active
- be able to handle cursing and sophomoric jokes
- commit to being a better combat pilot
That’s it. Drop us a line in game and let’s go kill something together.
Public Channel = Rapid Withdrawal Bar & Grill
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