PIRAT ENDGAME!

This assumes you can destroy our structures in the first place. We were enjoying the content you brought over this.

Good job on the end game. You gave up after 2 weeks. pokes lol

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I literally posted a meme asking where you were touched because PIRAT clearly hurt you. And to think its disgusting only reinforces that they did.

Anyways, keep on camping the Jita 4-4 undock.
And please remind your alliance that 3rd party tools used to multibox are still against the EULA.

Cheers!

That is interessting noone of us is using 3 party tools for multiboxing.
And posting a meme with the content you did is disgusting.

Ravenlokk you are still disgusting and i have clearly not the intent to talk to a guy like you.

Clonekiller what should i say :slight_smile:

I just feel sorry for you (you know the reasons).

Yes, Doctor Per – the all-time #1 Jita blanket deccer, whose killboard boasts over 38,000 heroic kills of people on black screens trying to undock from 4-4 – already put his blanket wardecs back up, thinking he was immune to war from PIRAT for two weeks.

A cunning adaptation indeed – unfortunately, those scummy PIRATs were able to once again ABUSE the mechanics and declare war on Jita Holding Inc. again, right away :cry:

Don’t give up Doctor Per! Keep fighting the good fight. Everyone understands that you have the moral high ground in this struggle against high sec blanket wardec pirates.

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Now you managed to cry in a thread :slight_smile:

Man it was fun in the past to send you to a gate to hero tackle a pirat fleet .

You were a truly gifted Fleet Commander, Cyber… I’ve penned a brief commemorative screenplay about Doctor Per’s campaign against us from a quirky angle that exaggerates your Sancho Panza-esque sidekick role:

PIRAT: ENDGAME

Dramatic music, scrolling text:

September 2018, Jita. The “conflict” between high-sec wardec groups Jita Holding Inc. and P I R A T rages on.

~ wavy transition into flashback sequence ~

[ Cyber Fight’r floats adrift in his capsule amidst the wreckage of another cheap JITA gank fleet, still * screaming in dork * though only one Talos remains (and his guns are already burnt out) ]

OVEHLOOD YEH GONS!
OVEHLOOD YEH GONS!
OVEHLOOD YEH GONS!

[ A spark of comprehension flashes across his face ]

Cyber Fight’r VO: Darn, the whole fleet has died without getting a kill again. Oh well, we will keep doing the same thing expecting different results until everyone but me sees this is futile and moves on.

~ montage of further failures, a couple of weeks passes ~

Cyber Fight’r VO: Darn, everyone else left the alliance and joined PIRAT. Oh well, we will say we never liked any of them anyway and continue our obsessive crusade for at least a year until giving up in November 2019.

~ fade to black ~

Mournful music, scrolling text:

November 2019. Jita Holding Inc. has at last laid down their Modal Neutron Particle Accelerator Is and conceded defeat – but only because their so-called “allies” couldn’t be bothered to show up to do all the work for them, and because P I R A T are a bunch of mechanic-abusing, cheating MEANIES.

[ Our heroic protagonist bellows out one final war cry – an echoing protest against the inequity of life in New Eden, a solemn requiem for his efforts-in-vain – which fades quickly into oblivion ]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…

END

GAME

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oh boy :slight_smile:
The wall of text is funny to read so dumps up from me.
When i came back to eve it was no surprise for me to see you flying with pirat.
I always said to per at some day chakram will join pirat.

If you are honest our relationship started to move this way when i refused to be your “friend” on coms.
You always need someone who touch your head and say “good job” “well done”.
If you are threated well you are able to do great things (like the Rat Picture) what was a “good job” but m8 you are far too exhausting for me :slight_smile:
I like people who can handle themself (what you clearly cant do).
As i said above iam happy that you found a shelter and a mentor in clonekiller (you even started to copy his wording).

fly smart little diva

and ofc “good job”

Just the salt I was aiming for!

The war may be over but the laughs, the memes, the content will go on forever.

Thats true chakram i even smiled a little when i read your post above
but m8 there is no salt i just feel a bit sorry for you :slight_smile:

So do I. I just can’t stand that we beat you. That we won. It’s killing me. I’m in tears.

Please just pat my head just once more and tell me you will be back one day

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:slight_smile:

well thats how i know you.

Loses; declares victory
Incompetent; everyone else is incompetent
Cries; it’s his enemies crying

Fights the good fight against parasitic blanket wardeccers by becoming the comical, bumbling sidekick of Jita’s top blanket wardeccer

It’s been a very funny ride Cyber and I thank you again for all the laughs. I hope you come back from your break (the timing of which is obviously just a coincidence – you’re not quitting because this entire past year amounted to nothing) soon!

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝɥʇ uᴉ ǝɟᴉl ʎoɾuǝ

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no just you.

So is PIRAT disbanding?

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Yep, 100% disbanding in the maybe almost future.

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maybe your former alliance is taking you back.
oh wait they lost their wh… doh… :slight_smile:

They lost it while un-anchoring their structures in order to move to a new wormhole, all assets were saved and the fort rigs were gonna be lost anyway so it means nothing lol.
If it was a big deal they would’ve tried to contest a single timer.

well i have different infos they where begging to join friends of mine :slight_smile:

its official, this is the PIRAT endgame, the alliance will be divided into its respective independent commands, truly the end of an era, so long friends :sob:

best of luck to the fragmented successor corporations

  • Perimeter Patrol
  • Irgrus Iceminers
  • Rens Rejects
  • Amarr Attitude
  • Tama Toons

o7 and I hope you can survive in this cruel galaxy, now that the bonds of your alliance were firmly shattered by this elite Cyber attack.

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