Ew. 
Ew gross. 
Okay I’m done eating. 
Scandalous! Outrageous! We’ve got an Agegate conspiracy going on over here! I can’t be caught dead playing pew-pew with all you old farts!
The only thing that could top this is if it was revealed that @Mike_Azariah’s secretly manifested his evil alter ego in the form of @Nicolai_Serkanner… 
