So sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful ship…
No, it’s nothing as cool as Gilligan. Actually it’s lame as ■■■■. It’s a story of a guy that thought he was cool, but wasn’t. Seriously, even little kids bullied him, poor guy.
It’s a sad tale, but a true one:
There I was kids, in a Wormhole (don’t Google or ask your mom what that is, it’ll give you nightmares), minding my own bees wax, and then a true badbutt crossed my path.
Anyway, back to that wormhole. There I was, roaming and ■■■■, all on my lonesome. Come across a wormhole, seems innocent enough, so I enter. Apparently it’s a nullsec system. You know, the stuff that makes those high sec pirates ■■■■ their pants, because it’s a challenge.
Oh yeah, so there I was, minding my own business in nullsec. Checking the readings, everything seemed ok. You know, cause nullsec is where all the badbutts are. Can’t be complacent.
So all my frequencies are open, just chillin’. Checking what’s going on in system. The usual territorial stuff is going on, those guys versus those guys, nothing that concerns me.
But all of a sudden my comms are freaking out on me. After I put direct pressure on my ear drums to stop the bleeding, I see what it is. It’s a true nullsec badbutt calling me out. I’m not really sure how to reply, because I have to quit laughing first.
I actually like what this guy is doing, but still can’t help but imagine an exchange where I ask Solesist if she’s ‘Effin Crazy’ and she replies ‘No. Effin Crazy is the OP.’
It’s a terrible pun, of course, but I love those and this one gives me too many giggles to leave it unsaid. Forgive me.
