So sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful ship…
No, it’s nothing as cool as Gilligan. Actually it’s lame as ■■■■. It’s a story of a guy that thought he was cool, but wasn’t. Seriously, even little kids bullied him, poor guy.
It’s a sad tale, but a true one:
There I was kids, in a Wormhole (don’t Google or ask your mom what that is, it’ll give you nightmares), minding my own bees wax, and then a true badbutt crossed my path.
Anyway, back to that wormhole. There I was, roaming and ■■■■, all on my lonesome. Come across a wormhole, seems innocent enough, so I enter. Apparently it’s a nullsec system. You know, the stuff that makes those high sec pirates ■■■■ their pants, because it’s a challenge.
Dammit, where was I?
Let me collect my thoughts…