Thank you for enrolling at Impudence Academy, your pathway to a better you! Please find payment confirmation below, showing that you enrolled in SAFE space training.
As you know, impudence cadets are measured by their social acuity and verbosity, with specific attention paid to decorum, manners, and finishing. At the end of the semester, each student is encouraged to share a portfolio of good posting, demonstrating why they should be unblocked. Please find your portfolio below:
Here are your instructor evaluations:
Based on your performance, we regret to inform you that you have failed impudence training with a score of 0, and must immediately register for Remedial Common Sense 101, which is a prerequisite for higher-level social science studies.