Hey there, space traveler! Are you tired of floating aimlessly in the void? Ready to join a bunch of beaver-loving, maple syrup-chugging pilots on the wildest Wormhole escapade? Well, you’re in luck, buddy! “Sorry in Advance” is recruiting, and we’ve got a poutine-filled, high-class Wormhole adventure waiting just for you!
Who Are We?
We are “Sorry in Advance,” a group of fun-loving, overly apologetic Canadian pilots. We’re here to explore, conquer, and maybe apologize a bit too much when we accidentally blow stuff up. But hey, it’s all part of the charm, eh?
What Makes Us Unique?
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Canadian Hospitality: Think of us as the Tim Hortons of EVE. Always warm, welcoming, and possibly full of Timbits. Need help? We gotcha. Need a laugh? We’re your folks. Need a “sorry” after getting blown up? We got plenty of those too.
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High-Class Wormhole Adventures: We’re diving into the high-class Wormhole scene like a polar bear into a fresh lake. Expect epic PvP, juicy PvE loot, and mysteries so deep you’ll think you’ve stumbled into the lost episode of “Hinterland Who’s Who.”
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Strong Community: Our comms are as lively as a hockey game in overtime. Strategies, jokes, and the occasional “sorry, eh?” echo through our ranks.
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Real-Life Balance: We get it, sometimes you need to shovel snow or attend a Leafs, Canadian, Flames, Oilers, Senators Canuks or Jets game. We value your time and understand the great Canadian juggle.
What We’re Looking For:
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Active Pilots: Whether you’re a grizzled vet or a wide-eyed rookie, if you have a passion for Wormholes and a love for laughter, we want you.
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Team Players: Bring your A-game, your best jokes, and maybe some maple syrup. We’re all about collaboration and a good time.
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Willingness to Learn: Wormholes can be as tricky as getting a moose to move off your lawn, but we’ve got the know-how to make you a pro.
What We Offer:
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Guidance and Training: New to Wormholes? No worries! Our veteran Wormholers will take you under their wing faster than you can say “hoser.”
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Regular Ops: From PvP roams to PvE sites, we’ve got a schedule busier than a beaver in a lumber yard.
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Supportive Environment: Your ideas matter, your efforts count, and your victories will be celebrated with virtual maple syrup all around.
So, if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the awesome, join “Sorry in Advance” today! Don your toque, grab your hockey stick, and let’s dive into the most polite, fun-filled Wormhole adventures in New Eden.
Contact us in-game or join our public channel [Sorry Diplomacy] or on our discord SORRY! to learn more. Don’t miss out on the ultimate Canadian EVE experience!
See you in the Wormholes, eh!