[RESOLVED] New Eden Store Outage - 20260130

CCP on the find out stage of why you don’t do server updates on a Friday

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well, it’s weekend, why I’m not surprised?

CCP Server Admin’s randomly swapping plugs like it’s 1940’s telecom:

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…parking break engaged…

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Pull the cartridge out and blow on it

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Congratulations on breaking the authentication and joining our special case. We are expecting your problem will be solved by 10009827 years 7 months.

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Моя игровая зависимость просит вас чинить Еву быстрее!)

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well thats 40 mins of game time gone whats that near 1 bil mabye more lost :stuck_out_tongue:

genius

Which skill module do I need to log back in

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this is beyond rediculous…

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…importing moderately agitated electons costs the economy Brazilians!!

Just keep paying the sub

Lets talk about ransom?

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Have they collabed with microsoft to use AI Slop???

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you need hamstermorph psychology IV

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Here’s what I think happened…

the Gallente leadership have sabotaged the server to hide the fact that it’s not only their President who has been a little bit naughty.

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Reboot a third time!

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Don’t make me fire up No Mans Sky