Royal Bank of New Eden investment fund

Oh, well that makes it all right then. All youre doing is offering us the chance to give you isk. Nothing wrong with that.

This all sounds completely familiar though. Where have i heard this bank name before…

Oh, right, here it is. It was the new bank of new eden, which subsequently collapsed earlier this year after running for 4 months. What a coincidence. Purely coincidence. Im sure of it.

But thank you for your offer to take our isk. It was quite generous.