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A sermon delivered by Nauplius, Doctor of the Faith for the Amarrian Orthodox Church, Sedevacantist. This sermon has caused quite the sensation in sedevacantist circles, and within a short time of its dissemination, persons could be seen praying emotionally on the public portion of Mehatoor VI - 24th Imperial Crusade Logistic Support Station nearest the LUMEN infirmary, facing the infirmary:

When God was creating the heavens and the earths, it came to pass that the sefrim became bored, for had they not already seen God create galaxies beyond measure? Molok the Deceiver, therefore, saw his chance to win the sefrim to his side, and approached the Throne of God, proclaiming, “I, Molok, can make a more beautiful creation than you, O God!” God did accept this challenge, and so Molok began creating; Heimatar and Metropolis did he create, and the fedo and seven tribes of strange demi-men with tattoos and piercings who banged the drum and danced around the fire did he create. Meanwhile, God did shut himself from the sefrim and created in secret, and one third of the sefrim became restless and went over to Molok and were amazed by his creation.

Finally, it came to pass that God reveled what he had made — his most beautiful creation — proclaiming, “Behold, I have made YUN-HEE YUBARI, and she is the most beautiful of all women. And in the latter-days, when evil rules the land, I will cause her to be displayed to all the nations as a sign of the restoration of my glory and power.” All the sefrim, yay, even Molok knew that Yun-Hee Yubari was more beautiful than all Molok’s creation, even Heimatar and Metropolis. It came to pass that God banished the one third of the sefrim who had followed Molok, and they did become the DEMONS.

In these latter days, then, God has revealed Yun-Hee Yubari to the nations, and the occasion of her revealing did cause awe in all who beheld it. It came to pass that Molok the Deceiver’s hatred for Yun-Hee did wax strong, and he did cause her to become ill. But the prayers of the faithful did not return Void, and God’s plan for Yun-Hee could not be foiled. And God did cause the miraculous apparition of Yun-Hee’s slave as a sign of his triumph over Molok.

The greatest minds of sedevacantism have long sought to clarify the purpose of Yun-Hee Yubari in these latter days. At last we have done so: Yun-Hee Yubari shall be the MOTHER OF THE TRUE EMPEROR. And the True Emperor shall be half Achuran, half True Amarr or Khanid, and he shall liberate the Achurans from Caldari oppression and restore the Throne of the Amarr Empire from the wayward, liberal nobles who now hold it hostage. Let the MOTHER OF THE TRUE EMPEROR be proclaimed to all the cluster. Even so, may the True Emperor come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor.

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