What I see there:
j/k, that’s nice.
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The closest I can think of is the Luminaire Snowball Fight.
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Have you seen the curves on my Nightmare?!!!
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My Megathron is an influencer 
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Look folks - imagine how beautiful it could be?
We could have a lined parade - like all ships oribing a station or something one after the other, maybe 5km distance following the ship in front.
Imagine the beautiful pics.
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It would be cool, I have to admit.
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UPDATE
I’ve changed the topic of this thread slightly: now let’s imagine there’s a Parade taking place next month in a 1.0 security status system.
What ship would you prepare and bring?
Criteria:
- Can be any ship from your collection
- Must have an original fitting designed by its pilot
- Must have a cool name
- ?
- ?
There should be prizes also. First, second and runner up.
Here’s what I would bring:
Raven Navy Issue - I use it for my level 4 missions, and it’s a ship that i’m extremely proud of. The fit is original, and effective, and I could do some pretty good flight maneovers with its 500mn Microwarpdrive.
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Well, there is always this classic:
My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH
06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I
01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1
01 x SALVAGER IMEDIUM
04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS
01 x ‘HYPHNOS’ ECM
01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTERLOW
01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL
01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I
01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I
02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER IDRONES
02 x WARRIOR I DRONES
03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONESUPGRADES
01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I
01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
01 x HYDRAULIC BAY THRUSTER I
Otherwise, maybe a t2 fit Velator called “it’s okay”. Or the faster and pretty looking t1 or super cheap navy frigate with some fireworks launchers, zooming around and pooping rainbows. Amarr Navy Slicer called “Amarr Social Justice Champion” sounds kinda nice.
A Prophecy with the beefiest t2 tank, some fireworks launchers and 10-15 t2 salvage drones. Ship called “Beauty at Every Size”.
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My utterly disposable Cheap Trick Arbitrator
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lol the arbitrator is actually one my favourite ships.
but somehow I have a strange feeling you can go BIGGER and BETTER 
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Probably (and thats how I like em )
But nothing says McCandless Clan like obsolete old Amarr rustbuckets.
Or Billy’s Rokh
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Clearly, such an event would need to showcase the grace and beauty of Minmatar ships.
This would also allow moving from the old Min-meme of our ships consisting of “a collection of parts flying in loose formation” to “a collection of farts flying a loose formation of various collections of parts flying in loose formation for the re-creation of a celebration of the Winmatar nation”.
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I’ll bring my shiny blinged-out Ibis, lol… Very proud of that ship, turns on a dime.
I’ll be the little guy bringing up the rear at the very end of the procession, lagging behind with a smoke trail due to a coolant leak, lol.
But who knows, in a month I could be in a Drake. 
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oooh the Rokh is perfect for a parade
Sadly Billy is not
Yup. They’re fun. 
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I’d bring a Providence loaded with PLEX , fancy modules, T1 modules, ore, garbage, scrap metal, and various consumer goods named “El Piñata Grande” to the inaugural Blingageddon.
Let rng decide whether it’s cha-ching or sadtrombone time.
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An Abbadon with rainbow-lasers. Shooting your own light drones (which you hopefully will never track) you could probably make a nice laser show.
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Party pooper lol