Small but important addition to the EULA

(minerdave) #1

So thinking back for a while there was a topic over 10 years ago that sparked some major controversy and offence within the eve community so much so that even the devs got involved. This post sparked a massive debate as to how terribly disgusting the act was.

Yes that’s correct, we’re talking about putting beer in a sodastream.

So therefore I am requesting that (assuming it has not been done so already) that any pod pilot found placing any form of beer into a sodastream based system should be classed as a bannable offence. How long the ban should last for I leave to the discretion of the dev team.

(Val Kaleth) #2

Ewww…who would do that? :nauseated_face:

mourns the loss of beer

(Ima Wreckyou) #3

what if the beer is stale but there is no other beer available and no possible source of beer is within an acceptable spacial and temporal range?

(This is highly theoretical as I don’t own a sodastream)

(Val Kaleth) #4

Put it out of its misery and make coffee.

Buy more beer later.

(yellow parasol) #5



(Khergit Deserters) #6

I don’t know if a ban is the proper penalty. Maybe having to complete a hundred or so Level 1 Distribution missions would be more appropriate.

(Val Kaleth) #7

Ouch, that is brutal :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

(Nana Skalski) #8

I think I purposedly failed hundred distribution missions already.

Someone wants a cute, yappy miniature slaver?

Also some prostitutes had to be saved from their bad life choices.

(Val Kaleth) #9

Saved, or recruited?

(Nana Skalski) #10

Saved. Now learning new skills, some will end as exotic dancers, that is a lot better.

(Khergit Deserters) #11

You’re right. On second thought, that’s a little too harsh for a beer in a sodastream EULA violation. As Nana hinted at, maybe having to collect a few Kruul’s DNA loot drops would be more appropriate.

(Val Kaleth) #12

That could be risky, they may try to put the dna into the soda stream instead :confounded:

(Rana Ash) #13

Fizzy Kruul?

(Khergit Deserters) #14

OMG, Quafe Kruul! :canned_food::clinking_glasses:

(Jonah Gravenstein) #15

Messing with Krull rarely ends well.

(system) #16

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