A lot of you seem to have liked my previous story: 
Well, I now bring to you Russkiy Rage 2: Electric Boogaloo!
The translation for the mail chain is below:
Well-Adjusted Mining Professional: You are scum…
Belligerent Undesirable PvP Scumbag: ???
Well-Adjusted Mining Professional: in just 1 minute you’ve caused me so much grief…I’m sure that you’re a hideous piece of garbage with a shameful character. You didn’t get f___ed enough, and that’s why you’re so angry.
Belligerent Undesirable PvP Scumbag: Sorry, I don’t speak Mongolian. Can you translate?
Well-Adjusted Mining Professional: (via translator) Don’t make a fool of yourself, you’re all miserable, you understand perfectly.
Belligerent Undesirable PvP Scumbag: Understand what?
Well-Adjusted Mining Professional: Understand you’re such a miserable piece of trash, that the moment you spot a d__k, you start gushing instantly.
Belligerent Undesirable PvP Scumbag: Are you asking me out on a date?
Well-Adjusted Mining Professional: [T]wo drug addicts will invite you on a date - one will beat you, the other will f___ you in the a__.
What a class act!

But that’s not all!
Apparently, this particular gentleman is a coveted repeat customer. I will paste some choice bits from Aiko’s blog so you can get a little morsel of a taste before getting the full-course meal from the links below:




(This was two years before I made “technical adjustments” to his Astero. Looks like he hasn’t gained his strength quite yet.)




https://www.james315.space/2021/11/07/boris-goes-bananas/
https://www.james315.space/2021/11/09/boris-goes-bananas-part-2/
https://www.james315.space/2021/11/11/boris-goes-bananas-part-3/
Well-adjusted members of EVE’s venerable and respected anti-PvP community will be absolutely ecstatic to know that this player wasn’t sanctioned in any way for their, let’s say, somewhat unconventional viewpoints. In fact, I did a little bit of research, and apparently his ships were expediently reimbursed by a certain frozen treat-loving game master, who is sadly no longer with us:
They say that justice is blind, but I for one am happy that our justice can see just fine who the true victims and who the reprobates are. Here’s to another two decades of the meek inheriting New Eden, and the griefers being given the stern but fair discipline they so crave, whether by virtue of patch changes, GM action, or well-written missives from the targets of their unjust abuse.
Together we can crush the PvP scumbags, and make EVE a more fun, equitable, and enjoyable experience for all!