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The Tel Megiddo Coalition
About Us (click the arrow for information)
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We’re a brand new Coalition, based in the Enka & Jayai constellation in the Devoid region (Amarr Space)
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Teaching New Bro’s how to die together, instead of alone
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Whipping any IT person we find and making them slaves
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F.C.'s with sexy voices
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Resident hospital ward monkey who consistently complains about things
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Men with thick, musky voices and beards
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Multicultural weirdos
What We Offer
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Free ships for PvP, and Industry based things (ask your Alliance CEO)
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A fleet based atmosphere, where we can teach people who’re looking to learn
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Experienced eve vets for all skill-levels to learn from
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Industrial structures for maximum repro | copying | invention | reaction etc
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German dudes | Nordic dudes | American dudes | Asian dudes | Persian dude (singular)
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People who explode for no reason (we think it’s because they’re bad at PvP) results inconclusive
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Random meme’s at 3am because we were laughing at them by ourselves and wanted to share
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Thick British & American accents (looking for thick Irish accents) we found the thick Scottish accent
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All spy positions have been filled by all 2 of our spies, all future spai positions must pass an information collecting test
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Keep your nudes in the NSFW channel seriously, keep it in NSFW we don’t want another incident
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A chance to join our killboard along with everyone else who is screaming or creaming, pick one
What We're Looking For
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Corporations | Alliances (or pilots) that have an active member base in any of the following categories, PvP, Industry, PvE etc
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F.C.'s and experienced people (streamers welcome)
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Content creators | People who work from home | Artists and Media Fanatics | Social players
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Meme enthusiasts and anime lovers | Generally fun and passionate people
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Self starters for different operations
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Must begin the interview with a solid meme
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No minors, because I’m not paying child support, and the judge can’t make me if I’m in Cuba
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Salty veterans, because shaking you over my chips makes them taste better
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Food pictures, because salivating is half-way playing EVE
Contact Us | Links →
Recruiters: Discord Tags
- Dragon Of The West#2856
To initiate a recruitment process, simply join our Discord and scream let me in, let me innnnnnn and then @ one of the recruiters via the bot message
Diplomats:
Shadow Asuna | Varzia Ryoko-sha
Recruiters:
Shadow Asuna
Discord: Discord ← click me
Our Youtube: Dragon Of The West - YouTube
Members Of The Coalition Zkills:
Zkill: The Jura Tempest Federation | Alliance | zKillboard
Zkill: Pain And Compliance | Alliance | zKillboard
If you’ve got this far down hurry up and join us, we need someone to control the Nordic Frost Elf we have, she’s crazy and she uses a bow made of ice magic.